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On my mount rushmore top 4 games all time hands down

Sprawling, wide breadth, bright colorful wonderment. Its stupefyingly good. Nintendo is the only company that makes me feel like a kid. I got WAY more than I bargained for even after years of hype

I wish I could feel the things i used to when I’d take turns passing the controller between me and dad back in our tiny apartment playing on that gigantic bulk of a tv. This game is forever engraved in the deepest, warmest crevices of my memory

Ultrakill is so much fun. It is by far, the coolest game I have ever played. Also it helped me through some religious trauma which is hilarious :3

This game is just crack for my autism riddled brain, even if I'm not great at it. I've P-Ranked everything except VIOLENCE and P-2. Soon though.

Playing this game normally: Carefully and periodically checking in on your villagers while they pick berries and learn science on Day 1, then coming home from school the next day and finding all of their mangled corpses on the ground

Playing this game like a lunatic: Changing the clock on your computer by 4-5 hours so you can speedrun this game like you're driving a semi off a cliff

It's literally like FFXIV but with a bit of elements from World of Warcraft and some monetization from Black Desert online and that furry race that originated in Aion that you probably didn't play but it was by the same team behind MapleStory and ArcheAge after Ragnarok Online was finished copying Lost Ark and some tiny UI blends of Neverwinter with light Return of Reckoning and Fallout 76 touches and also some story elements from Wizardry101 and my brazilian cousins told me that some of them played Dungeon Fighter Online or was it JX Online 3 i don't remember anyway and it was like some of this game too and some free dlc segments straight out of Tera Online while the paid ones resemble a lot of Dark Age of Camelot and some beta concepts from Ultima Online and some of the playerbase from Dofus that stopped playing Swords of Legends Online and some smooth trepidation my god I hope that's a word from Entropia Universe and some stuff regarding new player builds that originated in Guild Wars 2 but later became synonymous with Albion Online and some insert text here later from Throne and Liberty and some slimes from Ark: Survival Evolved because the devs of SoulWorker couldn't be bothered after Mabinogi was relased as competition to Throne and Liberty of course and some concepts regarding worldbuilding from the southern regions from The Lord Of The Rings Online while the ones from the northeast were totally from Rift Online and some magic builds from Trove and some code from DC Universe Online that was traced down from Secret World Legends after Dungeons & Dragons Online released and some story developments regarding death straight out of from Mortal Online while also gay out of Eden Eternal and some hair options from Dragon Ball Online and some pet monetization from Animal Jam or Bless Unleashed I think and some menu music from ArchLord who funnily enough had the same composer from Wild West Online but going back to the subject they also had some raid dudes that were carbon copy of some other dudes from Vindictus whose family members probably played Allods Online lmao and I'm fairly sure I saw in a youtube video once taht some of the early development regarding the villain are pretty much stolen from Cartoon Network Universe: Fusionfall while also having some pretty clear and undeniable and unremarkable inspirations from Cabal Online with just a tiny mix of Pirates of the Burning Sea but that doesn't really matter because later developments remind me of Fiesta Online if the Wurm Online directors played Dragonica or maybe even Ryzom but the important part is that there's nothing from the latter that was taken from Voyage Century which sucks because their systems that were abstracted from Tibia remained in Therian Saga but not in Fallen Earth Classic for some reason because I guess Defiance players revolted when Firefall started becoming popular I think it was different time right kids played APB: Reloaded and Defiance 2050 still I think even when Infestation: Survivor Stories was boomin anyway yeah lmao shoutouts to whoever played Ben 10 Omniverse: Rise of Heroes that shit was goated but yeah what I'm trying to say is that this is just like Club Penguin basically.