I love animal crossing, I really genuinely do. So it hurts a lot to say that this is by far the most disappointing game experience of my entire life. Animal Crossing New Horizons is an empty, soulless husk of a game that is masquerading as Animal Crossing.

Problem 1) It's way too slow. Animal Crossing is not a fast paced game by any means, in fact the entire point is that eventually you run out of things to do for the day because it moves on a real time basis. New Horizons slows down everything you can do so that it takes way longer to do pretty much anything. It takes longer to bring people to your island, it takes longer to clear out trees, it takes longer to get out furniture, it even takes longer to go from one end of your island to the other unless you invest weeks and weeks into building bridges and stairs. Crafting takes an eternity since you can only craft one object at a time. And about crafting...

Problem 2) Durability. By far the dumbest idea New Horizons had. Crafting is a brilliant idea for Animal Crossing, but Durability and the Crafting system make it terrible. Durability means that the game interrupts you randomly whenever you're trying to do something to go make you craft a new tool. This is completely unnecessary, it adds literally nothing to the game experience except making your tasks take longer.

Problem 3) It's dull. Animal Crossing New Horizons doesn't have a city area or anything similar and starts with way less villagers, so the game itself tends to feel empty. Villagers themselves have very few voice lines so often there's no reason to really talk to them. The drastic cut in available features means that unless you want to spend hours and hours decorating every inch of your island, you're not going to have much to do. It's not even that fun to earn money in this game, thanks to the loss of Tortimer Island and Perfect Fruits.

Problem 4) Longetivity. Animal Crossing New Horizon's progression starts off extremely slowly, to the point where it takes about two weeks to unlock all of your basic tools and abilities. That's not too bad, but after this the game completely plateaus. There's no progression afterwards outside of Island decoration, which is the main reason i dropped the game.

If you want to decorate your island and make it look fancy, then by all means go wild with this game. That's easily the best part and it does this better than any other Animal Crossing game. If you want a nice little life simulation game with farming elements and sweet, humanlike neighbors, play New Leaf or Stardew Valley. Don't bother with this game, it's effortless and bland.

Reviewed on Apr 21, 2021


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