a man in a wizard hat with a beard and a wand: "hey, kids! do you want to play a fun fantasy game, with ogres and bird ladies and magic!"
kids: "yaaaaaaay!!!!"
the same man, ripping off his hat and beard to reveal himself as John Madden: "SURPRISE LOSERS IT'S TIME TO BALL"

the best choice-driven fantasy basketball rpg ever made

This game ruined my life. I have spent over 2000 hours on it and all over games pale in comparison. I love it.