You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
… My, my, my my music hits me so hard
Makes me say, "Oh my Lord"
Thank you for blessin' me
With a mind to rhyme and two hype feet
It feels good, when you know you're down
A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch
… I told you homeboy (You can't touch this)
Yeah, that's how we livin' and ya know (You can't touch this)
Look in my eyes, man (You can't touch this)
Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics (You can't touch this)
… Fresh new kicks, and pants
You gotta like that, now you know you wanna dance
So move outta yo seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin', hold on!
Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's goin' on
Like that, like that
Cold on a mission, so fall on back
Let 'em know, that you're too much
And this is a beat, uh, they can't touch
… Yo, I told you (you can't touch this)
Why you standin' there, man? (You can't touch this)
Yo, sound the bell, school's in, sucka (You can't touch this)
… Give me a song, or rhythm
Makin' 'em sweat, that's what I'm givin' 'em
Now, they know
You talkin' 'bout the Hammer, you're talkin' 'bout a show
That's hyped, and tight
Singers are sweatin', so pass them a wipe
Or a tape, to learn
What's it gonna take in the 90's to burn
The charts? Legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit
… That's word because you know (You can't touch this)
(You can't touch this)
Break it down!
… Stop, Hammer time!
… Go with the flow, it is said
That if you can't groove to this then you probably are dead
So wave yo hands in the air
Bust a few moves, run your fingers through your hair
This is it, for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move, slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
(Bump, bump, bump)
… Yeah (You can't touch this)
Look, man (You can't touch this)
You better get hype, boy, 'cause you know you can't (You can't touch this)
Ring the bell, school's back in
Break it down!
… Stop, Hammer time!
… You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
Break it down!
… Stop, Hammer time!
… Every time you see me, the Hammer's just so hyped
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doin' this?
With others makin' records that just don't hit
I've toured around the world, from London to the Bay
It's "Hammer, go Hammer, MC Hammer, yo Hammer"
And the rest can go and play
You can't touch this
… You can't touch this
You can't touch this
Yeah (You can't touch this)
I told you (Can't touch this)
Too hot (Can't touch this)
Yo, we outta here (Can't touch this)

Are you kidding me?! Are you outta your MIIIND.

I legit secretly love this game. It’s a messy game based off a bad movie with a ton of unfocused gameplay styles. Changing genres or gimmicks practically every level. Yet that’s sorta what I like about it. It’s a so bad it’s good type of game yet there’s sometime endearing about this games endless attempts to switch it up.

You’ll be swimming around in 2d levels, then there’s a dance game, then there’s a racing level, there’s stealth sections and there’s punch out type bosses. Also more I probably forgot about. It’s too much to really keep track of yet that unpredictability is kinda what makes it work. I doubt people thought the shark tale game on gamecube was gonna be any good so playing this game is like dealing with all the random stuff the game throws at you and just laughing at it along the way. The film itself is already a massive meme so the game is just another way to make fun of shark tale. The game itself is kinda fun in a weird way even if it’s just a guilty pleasure.

It’s a short hilarious game that gives more life to this meme of a movie.

If you don’t like it that’s ok a lot of white fish don’t get it.

light 3/5
In reality it’s more of a strong 2/5 but I don’t care lol I want this game to be the new cool liscense game cult classic.

Why is the soundtrack fire they got a song freaking pitbull sampled. So epic