cunt

I had my first panic attack in the meteorite game. Couldn't save the dinosaurs, man...

when I was like 6 a kid on the school bus gave me this game

I didn't have an xbox

honestly fuck neopets. not only did they ban my account when i accidentally found an item duplication glitch when i was literally 9 (assholes), they also had that data breach that leaked my email, password, IP address, date of birth, and name. also i don't think i can count this against neopets but i was also banned from the neopets discord server

One of the best action games of all time. Fun to explore and kill things, no part of it feels boring - story is simple but the endearing and goofy characters help it a lot. My only complaint are the quick time events.