the modern hitman trilogy astounds me because, from an objective standpoint, this game is broken as HELL. but like... broken in the most perfect way possible???

the ai is often dumb as bricks and has almost non-existent peripheral vision, but it's all by design and makes it all the more fun to get away with the stupidest moves!

barely anyone seems to notice that their black young co-worker is now a middle aged bald white man!

apparently launching someone into the stratosphere and into the ocean with several dozens of propane tanks is not only counted as a "accident" kill, but a kill worthy of silent assassin ?????

and yet. It WORKS. Like this game is in that perfect balance of "buttfuck broken" and "works perfectly" that i think it's even better than if the game worked perfectly well!

this game is broken as fuck. I wouldn't have it any other way.

Reviewed on May 10, 2022


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