Fast Food Restaurants portrayed by Video Games
I decided to steal this list idea from Bea because it sounded like a really fun list to make, but I'm not a soulless asshole so I'll try my hardest to make this list my own rather than just out and out stealing all of their shit. I may be a Persona fan but I'm not evil.
29 Games
(McDonald's)
It's the most middle of the road Fast Food place there is, but you like the nuggets and the free toys based on a movies you like so you keep coming back to them.
It's the most middle of the road Fast Food place there is, but you like the nuggets and the free toys based on a movies you like so you keep coming back to them.
(Five Guys)
𝗛𝗠𝗠𝗠, 𝗗𝗔𝗠𝗡, 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧 𝗚𝗢𝗢𝗗
𝗛𝗠𝗠𝗠, 𝗗𝗔𝗠𝗡, 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧 𝗚𝗢𝗢𝗗
(Taco Bell)
This can't be good for me but I feel great.
This can't be good for me but I feel great.
(Wandy's)
Everyone ravers about how great their food is but when you start biting your teeth into it it just tastes like every other burger chain, except this time the mascot says "The fuck word" on social media
Everyone ravers about how great their food is but when you start biting your teeth into it it just tastes like every other burger chain, except this time the mascot says "The fuck word" on social media
(Burger King)
They've gotten a lot better over the years but it's still Burger King so you still get what you pay for. Pretty ok but not great.
They've gotten a lot better over the years but it's still Burger King so you still get what you pay for. Pretty ok but not great.
(Wafflehouse)
Dinner and a show
Dinner and a show
(Subway)
Yeah it's pretty mediocre but hey it could be worse, it could be Arby's
Yeah it's pretty mediocre but hey it could be worse, it could be Arby's
(Sonic) duh
Sonic does not have good food but I grew up with it because of my grandmother so now I'm stuck with it.
Sonic does not have good food but I grew up with it because of my grandmother so now I'm stuck with it.
(Chick-fil-A)
The only people I see eat here are gay hipsters, I do hope they know that the place they're eating at wants them to burn in hell.
The only people I see eat here are gay hipsters, I do hope they know that the place they're eating at wants them to burn in hell.
(Dairy Queen)
I come in for the amazing Ice Cream, but as soon as you start eating the actual food you slowly start to realize that this might not be not good.
I come in for the amazing Ice Cream, but as soon as you start eating the actual food you slowly start to realize that this might not be not good.
(Popeyes)
You came for some good ass chicken, well you gonna get good ass chicken.
You came for some good ass chicken, well you gonna get good ass chicken.
(KFC)
You only go here if the Popeyes ran out of chicken. The whole restaurant is so greasy you'd think the building was made out of grease.
You only go here if the Popeyes ran out of chicken. The whole restaurant is so greasy you'd think the building was made out of grease.
(White Castle)
You're gonna look me dead in the eyes and tell me that Stoners aren't the only people who come here............................. yeah that's what I thought.
You're gonna look me dead in the eyes and tell me that Stoners aren't the only people who come here............................. yeah that's what I thought.
(Chipotle)
You somehow both disappointed me and also gave me horrible bowel cramps. so yeah thanks for that.
You somehow both disappointed me and also gave me horrible bowel cramps. so yeah thanks for that.
(Hardee's)
I'd honestly rather huff wood polisher than eat there again.
I'd honestly rather huff wood polisher than eat there again.
(Jack in The Box)
It had funny ads but that's about it
It had funny ads but that's about it
(Panda Express)
I don't know a single soul who actually goes to eat at a Panda Express, all I know is whenever I go there it's always filled with the whitest people you'll ever see.
I don't know a single soul who actually goes to eat at a Panda Express, all I know is whenever I go there it's always filled with the whitest people you'll ever see.
(Checkers)
People from Florida are fucking crazy and I don't understand how they can eat this shit.
People from Florida are fucking crazy and I don't understand how they can eat this shit.
(Panera)
White People
White People
(Starbucks)
White People Again.
White People Again.
(Dunkin Donuts)
You people actually like this garbage?!?
You people actually like this garbage?!?
(Tim Hortons)
Bruh I don't know what to tell yeah, it's just really fucking good.
Bruh I don't know what to tell yeah, it's just really fucking good.
(Krispy Kreme)
One time I saw a dead rat rolling down the donut conveyor belt, I was never the same since.
One time I saw a dead rat rolling down the donut conveyor belt, I was never the same since.
(Long John Slivers)
Something smells really bad, and I don't think it's the fish.
Something smells really bad, and I don't think it's the fish.
(Pizza Hut)
It's 100% comfort food, but that stuffed crust is soo fucking good I just can't help myself.
It's 100% comfort food, but that stuffed crust is soo fucking good I just can't help myself.
(Domino's)
It's completely average, just like Domino's.
It's completely average, just like Domino's.
(Little Caesars)
You guys take a perfectly good pizza and then you stick it under a fucking heat lamp?!?! IF I WANTED REHEATED PIZZA I COULD JUST DO IT MYSELF.
You guys take a perfectly good pizza and then you stick it under a fucking heat lamp?!?! IF I WANTED REHEATED PIZZA I COULD JUST DO IT MYSELF.
(Papa John's)
You took something I loved and ruined it; how could you, you monster.
You took something I loved and ruined it; how could you, you monster.
(Sbarro)
The literal lowest common denominator in terms of Pizza. If you eat here you're either really lazy or the line for the Wendy's and Taco Bell is too long. No one willingly eats at a Sbarro.
The literal lowest common denominator in terms of Pizza. If you eat here you're either really lazy or the line for the Wendy's and Taco Bell is too long. No one willingly eats at a Sbarro.
9 Comments
Does Jack in the Box make people cry like an anime fan on prom night?
@SoniqueBaianor
Yes, very much so.
Yes, very much so.
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@NOWITSREYNTIME17 this motherfucker eating homophobic chicken and says its ok cus he's bi, its like a white person saying theyre allowed to say the n word cus they have a black friend
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Sonique
2 years ago