32 Reviews liked by SYoshi64


David Cage is so miraculously stupid, out of touch, uninspired and insultingly self-righteous that I physically cannot rate anything he produces higher than the lowest possible. This game terrifically continues his trend of cramming a bunch of B-movie quotes and meatless setups into a shell of a premise - only this time its a hilariously transparent civil rights allegory (that he tries to deny for some reason?) that treats both its sci-fi inspirations and real-world counterparts with the sort of hamfisted tactlessness only a toddler could reproduce. Quantic Dream has dealt irreversible damage to the progression of games as a medium and probably slowed its maturity by more than a decade. The industrys worst name.

i've played advance wars for 90 years and this is not advance wars

A classic so hard to recreate that Nintendo has not managed to do so in over 20 years.

had this as a kid and did not understand why it was what it was

Super puzzle game, too bad no more game like thise one are being made. The Genesis version is inferior to the SNES by a good margin but still recommendable.

>Sturm as enemy does 8 DMG
>You control him only does 4 DMG
trash game.

mi AW favorito, mas serio y la banda sonora 10/10

One of the best games on the system. An interesting and thought-provoking story about the morality of war and science. It is a darker departure from the tone of the previous games though this has been executed very well. Good variety of commanders and units and an excellent soundtrack. The ability to create and play your own battlefields and scenarios is also a good addition. I'd take this over Fire Emblem any day.

Fun game and challenging. Strayed away from the well-known cartoony Advance Wars style. You can discuss whether it was successfully done or not, but I think it was a brave choice and a nice change of pace for the series. Pretty grim game, from the story to the graphics and the music. If you like sRPGs, don't be afraid to play this one.

I do not enjoy most of these mini-games

I could snort lucky charms, wear a rabbit's foot, adopt a calico cat, find a four leaf clover, place a horseshoe on my door, build a maneki-neko shrine, and discover a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow and yet I still wouldn't be as luck riddled as this slogfest.

I am 80% sure this is the bad one.

An underrated and enjoyable adventure game, although a very strong departure from the usual Starfox format. Incredibly derivative though - particularly of Zelda - there's no denying that.

the only zelda game i've ever finished besides ocarina of time