played this while recovering from a major surgery in a hospital. there's probably like entire underground societies and institutions dedicated to this shit, dudes out there formulating the perfect monkey situations and learning optimal placements on each map. there's gotta be like one guy out there with a balloons tower defense tattoo. to me, it's that game i played while bleeding and dying and watching red letter media videos. i don't wanna know it any more intimately than that. it was like a cast for a broken arm on my brain, bracing the suffocating agony of my white ass away from insufferable boredom and loneliness. for that week, i understood the life of the ipad baby.

Reviewed on Mar 30, 2023


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1 year ago

" for that week, i understood the life of the ipad baby." IS THE RAWEST QUOTE OF ALL TIME BE MY FRIEND

1 year ago

it's as raw as my nasty surgery scars i fear the way of the ipad baby is one of peace and leisure