Really not good. My first thought on opening the game was that the controls kinda feel like shit and unfortunately it never got better. The "super epic" theming and Hot Topic art style do a great job of being really annoying. Reading the dialogue felt like a waste of time. The camera is so zoomed in that jumps are blind and fast moving or flying enemies are obnoxious to fight since bullets immediately despawn outside the view. There is a dedicated zoom out button to remedy this I guess, but I'd really rather the game just work without it. The stop and go that comes from killing monsters and zooming the camera from objective to objective is headache inducing.

Killing monsters sends you into a Wario Ware-esque kind of mini-game every time. They range from pointless to boring. You will see each one many many times, with an accompanying "funny" death scene afterwards. On god half the playtime is watching them play out.

This game is probably awesome if you're 13. Unfortunately I'm a grown ass man and I don't wish for 5 hour flash games.