I LIKE IT
2002
wow link is in this game he throws a bomb sometimes and smells like cow pies
2003
this game would be cool if my interest in the modes lasted longer than 5 minutes and if the mechanics made sense
2003
Wario does giant swings and spinning piledrivers to random level inhabitants and also to solve puzzles. This is videogames.
2003
maybe they can find a better videogame next time
7/10 too much water
2002
A return to static sprites after Crystal made a sad boy.
Even smol babby me knew this game was big booty buttcheekz, yarr.
2002
A gun game without strafing is almost as stupid as a fighting game with no blocking.
I liked the cheat code video game as a wee lad.
When Sly has to go to the bathroom at 4am and successfully relieves himself without waking anybody up, they call him the Sly Pooper.
2001
WHAT'S THIS WHAT'S THIS WHAT'S THIS A TRICK WITH A TWIST
SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING FOR SOMEBODY AND MAKE IT QUICK
I'M SORRY I LIED JUST WANTED TO GUIDE
EVERYBODY THROUGH THIS AND GO WITH THE RIDE
SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING FOR SOMEBODY AND MAKE IT QUICK
I'M SORRY I LIED JUST WANTED TO GUIDE
EVERYBODY THROUGH THIS AND GO WITH THE RIDE
To give this game its proper score, I made sure to stay clear of any water or soap before typing this review out.
Hey this platformer is pretty cool what if we added guns and cars and bad mission design? Meh, maybe next time.
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
DAY AFTER DAY YOUR HOME LIFE'S A- oops sorry
DAY AFTER DAY YOUR HOME LIFE'S A- oops sorry