Hotted Takes Ahead: Ratings Against The Norm

The beginning of the Squigglydot Hater Arc. Where my opinions on games diverted strongly from the consensus of one Backloggd.com.
Ranked by how objectively correct I am
(For the sake of keeping it interesting, only including games where my rating differed from the average by ~1.2 or more. And if the average is like, 1.5 and I give it a .5... nahh. that's boring.)

.5 (avg 3.7, difference of 3.2) - Fuck Rockstar, fuck LA, and fuck Trevor. Deeply, unforgivably caustic game.
.5 (avg 3.3; difference of 2.8) - None of my .5 David Cage scores are jokes.
1.0 (avg 3.5; difference of 2.5) - I am an unapologetic enemy of Sam Barlow.
2.0 (avg 4.5; difference of 2.5) - It's called Outer Wilds because I think everyone who gave it a 5 should go Out into the Wild [and touch grass] [seethe] [mald] [etc]
.5 (avg 3.0; difference of 2.5) - You have all collective been gaslit by David Cage.
.5 (avg 2.8; difference of 2.3) - One of the only games that I view as objectively harmful to approach or attempt to sincerely interact with. Vile, horrid game. LTGs favorite.
1.0 (avg 3.3; difference of 2.3)
2.0 (avg 4.2; difference of 2.2) - I get it. It ain't making me laugh, but I get it.
1.5 (avg 3.7; difference of 2.2)
.5 (avg 2.5; difference of 2.0) - hey igdb can we change the poster to not have elliot pages deadname please and thank you
1.0 (avg 3.0; difference of 2.0) - he better not be!
1.0 (avg 3.0; difference of 2.0)
1.5 (avg 3.4; difference of 1.9) - Why does God keep sending me his toughest battles
1.0 (avg 2.9; difference of 1.9) - I dread playing this again! Zing!
1.0 (avg 2.9 ; difference of 1.9) - When you shill cryptocurrency in 2021
2.0 (avg. 3.8; difference of 1.8)
.5 (avg 2.3; difference of 1.8) - Satisfactory devs what happened?
Goat Games ! !
4.5 (avg 2.8; difference of 1.7)
2.0 (avg 3.7; difference of 1.7)
2.0 (avg 3.6; difference of 1.6) - why don't you unpack some bitches
4.5 (avg 3.1; difference of 1.6) - yeah i can't defend this one. i love mid sometimes.
2.0 (avg 3.6; difference of 1.6)
5.0 (avg 3.5; difference of 1.5)
5.0 (avg 3.5; difference of 1.5) - My favorite arcade game, potentially the reason for my secret love of Namco??
1.5 (avg 2.9; difference of 1.4) - Forever one of the most soulless games I've ever played.
5.0 (avg 3.7; difference of 1.3) - I like when the cars
1.5 (avg 2.8; difference of 1.3)
2.0 (avg 3.3; difference of 1.3) - LowTierGod Voice
5.0 (avg 3.8; difference of 1.2)
5.0 (avg 3.8; difference of 1.2)
5.0 (avg 3.8; difference of 1.2) - It doesn't deserve a 5. I know it doesn't deserve a 5, you know it doesn't deserve a 5. I'm not changing it.
4.5 (avg 3.3; difference of 1.2)
4.5 (avg 3.3; difference of 1.2)

2 Comments


7 months ago

smh Pac-Man world 2 is good you're just bad. :P

7 months ago

based pac man championship edition 2 rating


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