chinese underwater ghost base

also the game does everything in it's power to make you try to fuck the angry obnoxious dude and lemme tell you, as Elliot Page himself, this feels like a hate crime

The short magician said Himbo Tarzan has a tree-trunk dick I hate it here

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why did they do that to chihiro, spike chunsoft you will pay

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You really think someone would do that? Just go in a bar and tell lies?

damn yoshi do be having cookies. good for him!

y e a h t h a t m a k e s s e n s e

Meant the world to me when I was going through a horrible depressive spiral, around the time it launched. Everything resonated with me in ways I really didn't expect. Seeing the game get boiled down to "teehee funny Robot Ass" isn't my favorite thing, but honestly, I'll take anything that'll potentially get people to play a game that means the world to me.

more evidence that the battle of horny vs. good game design never ends

also you make a whole ass demon harem but make the protag a boring Big Dude. what a miss.

the game really starts with rape by deception and goes from there.

i'm david "all women are whores" cage i make ze bad games

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my daughter niece got killed cause I'm Hackerman, and the only way I can cope is by committing mass murder with my iconic hat.

A constant parade of miserable people doing miserable things in a dreary, boring setting. No reason to play this: Just play Watch Underscore Dogs 2

better post these aged memes on this billboard, so people know that I, Aiden Pierce, am with the kids.

A narrative on hope and despair framed around the constant desire to give up. Despite everyone around you losing faith and becoming husks of their former selves, you fight through insurmountable odds, becoming a bastion of light in a dark, dying land. An atmospheric masterpiece.

Today I'm finally gonna slay the spire

Damn spire got hands

Absolutely mesmerizing. I don't think any character in the last couple years has resonated with the same way Ichiban Kasuga does. As much as I love Kiryu and Majima as characters, Ichiban is a character whose growth throughout this game alone sets him up to be the character that means the most to me in this series.

There's a couple narrative issues I have with the game, and some gripes about some of the politics of the game (woodaba's review highlights a couple of them, although I can't 100% agree with them), but a lot of it is overshadowed by how much I love and character for the primary crew in this game.

Game had me crying a bunch near the end. I may just be a sucker for found family shit, though.