BARAGON HAS A SHORYUKEN I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYONE SAY THIS ISN'T ONE OF THE GREATEST GAMES EVER MADE

i was never book smart i'm money smart

I can't take it seriously when x says "answer me, storm eagle!" Because the fucking delivery of the line sounds like a mom who's pissed off you didn't clean your room

they weren't lying this game aged like SHIT

i am genuinely asking, what do you WANT me to say?

evil computer virus gets norton antivirus shoved up its ass

that was amazing. i never want to play it again.