THE DEVIL MAY CRY FRANCHISE IS A PSY-OP INTENDED TO DESTROY YAOI
BY MAKING TWO CHARACTERS NAMED DANTE AND VERGIL AND HAVING THEM BE BROTHERS, THEY HAVE OBFUSCATED THE FACT THAT THE DIVINE COMEDY VERSIONS OF DANTE AND VIRGIL (WHO AREN’T BROTHERS) HAVE THE POTENTIAL FOR THE GREATEST YAOI TO EVER EXIST
EVERY COPY OF THIS GAME BOUGHT IS LIKE TWENTY YAOI LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIAS BEING BURNED
THE DEVIL MAY CRY FRANCHISE AND EVERY SPARDACEST SHIPPER MUST BE DESTROYED

I opened up trending and gave a half star to one of the first games I saw
You may now laugh

Going to be transparent and say this rating is unfair but I just can’t play musou games because they remind me of the hardest part of my day to day life: the knowledge that everyone is an idiot except for me

society if people realized partners in time was good

Score raised by one point because being so bad it leaves me speechless is a great use of ludonarrative

this game should be labelled as a Schedule I controlled substance under federal law

Pokémon fans discovering basic roguelike trends and even more basic storytelling for the first time and hailing both of those as a masterpiece because they clear the low bar of mainline Pokémon slop

This game was a breath of fresh air for me after going through a rough patch. The characters, banter, and art design were all fantastic and I can't remember the last time I had so much fun playing a game. Whether you like rhythm games or not, I highly suggest picking this up. I'm not big on rhythm games but I still had so much fun.

Berserk rip-off

Don't even fucking dare post a review here until this comes out. I'm only posting to tell you guys to not.