After ending hunger and creating world peace, Nobel prize winner Dr. Derek Yu set out for his next adventure. After finding pure, unaltered Rogueium in a cave in the Sahara desert, Dr. Yu used it to create Spelunky. This game is an accurate representation of his adventures in that cave, and a reflection on the chaotic nature of life. This game is the most perfect piece of art ever created, and we should be blessed that we are alive to experience it. Thank you Dr. Yu, thank you.
This is one of those retro series that only survived as long as it did because of the Nintendo name. I feel bad for you if you like this game because it was either the only game you owned as a child or the only game that was loud enough to cover up your parent's fighting. Thank god this series is just about dead because a new game would sell 3 copies at most. Stop letting Miyamoto cook PLEASE.
Genuinely one of the drabbest and most boring pieces of media I've encountered. And it's not even the best at doing that. There are so many better games that accomplish a medieval fantasy world in a much better way. This game is like watching metal rust over the course of 20 years. At least mods add the fun and make the game tolerable.