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a lesser person would say "i'm speechless" when reviewing this. i am not speechless. i got the speech.

this is, somehow, really fucking cool. i love experimental and surreal shit, and this is obviously not exactly a "game" but more of an experience. you watch this weird ass footage while INCREDIBLE music plays -- no shit, this is going on my list of the best soundtracks of all time.

i played this purely out of curiosity. i watched a bit of a gameplay on youtube but i wanted to know how it actually controls, like what do you do while watching. basically nothing. but i still think it's something cool. and i must note, if these weren't images of a near naked woman, i would still love it, hell, i'd probably love it more. if it were bad early 2000s surreal cgi, it would be amazing. this is going on my list of "dream games".

i'll probably not watch this all the way through because i honestly don't care but i'm really impressed lol.

immaculate cel-shaded textures. if you like such a medium, its worth a look.
played on the Sega Naomi II Flycast emulator, with upscaled internal resolution, a widescreen hack, and the inputs properly configured to work on a joystick. what a blast of energy the ~30-or-so minutes run of this ride is.
i think the only game that came to surpass the cel-shaded graphics technique from this 2001 arcade game was 2023's Hi-Fi Rush, from Tango Gameworks - yes, its that good-looking.

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i play SuperGaldelicHour all day, everyday... all day, everyday...

Well, it's not quite a shen, and it's not quite a mue, but man...

everyones always asking "whats shenmue"
but never "hows shenmue"

When you do the super move a second time in a match the animation is shorter. They knew

An Easy Shmup with enough variety to keept it interessting. Also includes some minigames made by the intern probably

stopping in the middle of this 50 minute-long video game to eat a fast food burger that tasted like nothing but grease ended up feeling like a vital requirement to the whole experience