Well I've been a fisherman all my life, I love fish, that's why I like to hook'em.

Imagine yourself at your local fishing spot outside Castlevania in your tricked out motorboat that is painted your favorite color with perhaps flame decals attached, you're minding your own business drinking your green tea, then suddenly it happens. Your rod jerks forward, and Terry Bogard leaps from the water and into your boat yelling "BITE"! Then together you both scream "FISH" as you furiously begin reeling in as the big one fidgets your line left right and all about. With great anger and vigor you try to keep a hold of your rod while maintaining your composure to reel in at the correct time, and Terry begins backseat fishing as he casually informs you to "turn the rod right" and "lower the rod". You continue your fight, the microseconds feel like seconds, the seconds feel like minutes, and as the line approaches your boat....

"TIME'S UP"

Terry gets out his megaphone and bellows into your ear "C'MON C'MON TRY IT AGAIN!!!" as you smack that start button and await for reality to resume your battle with the big one, the line makes it's way to you. The frame rate even can't contain itself from all of the excitement, and out leaps straight into your hand....

The smallest bass you ever did see.

"Nooooo! Smawl one..."

Disappointed, you put the bass back in the water as Terry pouts about all the wasted energy and time. The hell you doin' in my boat Terry?! Get outta here!

Sega's ability to inject an unhealthy dose of fun into any game they touch will never be matched. The undisputed masters of bringing overwhelming positive energy to unsuspecting gamers everywhere. I want this kind of fun present in all of my sports and random assortment of tabletop games. BIRDIE! HOME RUN! CHECKMATE! TOUCHDOWN! YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP! Hell yeah, we playin' a sports game and you're gonna have fun goddammit!

Reviewed on Mar 14, 2023


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