It misses a lot of what we wanted in a sequel to Dark Souls, yet manages to be the more interesting of Dark Souls' sequels. This game let me fall in love with helping strangers defeat bosses over the internet. And strength builds. Club go smash. Etc. Dueling was cool too! Get uppercutted into a lake of lava. It's great.

Dark Souls taught me how to enjoy video games.

Quickest I've ever played a RPG in my life.

Best FPS, better than the rest, lore is hilariously convoluted, level design comes straight from metal album covers (they always have guys) yet this time there’s mario involved and mario is pretty good right? The combat is an addicting frenzy that will melt your beurons until you’re rendered some gelatinous substance, which rules. I have never had to go back to work or listen to myself chew food no longer for I merely need never eat again. This is the citizen kane of video games. This is the stone cold Steve austin of foods for thoughts. THIS is my new Dad. Doom eternal, and if you disagree, then you need to go home and take a long, cold, hard nap. So get comfortable, bud.