This review contains spoilers

"You have died, and the Nexus has trapped your soul."

"You cannot escape the Nexus."

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CW: Brief discussion on the game's use of rape

In Elden Ring, you can never discover anything once. That was the thought that entered my head early in the experience and never quite left it. One of the most evocative parts of the game's genuinely stunning art direction is the walking cathedral, a strange and arresting colossus that stumbles across the Weeping Peninsula, each step ringing the bell that hangs beneath its torso. It was a sight of strange, beautiful magic, the kind of which these games have been good at in the past.

Except, to describe this creature in the singular would be inaccurate. Because Walking Cathedrals appear all over the world of Elden Ring, each one identical in appearance, each one performing an identical, express mechanical function for the player. This cannot be left alone as a strange, unique beast, it has to be reduced to a Type of Content a player can engage with over and over again for a characterless transaction of pure mechanics. It is the excitement of coming across something esoteric that the Souls games have made a core part of their identity, utterly commodified and made into the exact same arc that applied to Assassin's Creed the moment climbing a tower to survey the environment and taking a leap of faith into a haystack below shifted from an exciting and evocative moment into a rote and tiresome mechanical interaction.

Because, that's right everyone, Dark Souls Is Now Open World. Not an open world in the same way that Demon's Souls, Dark Souls, or Dark Souls II were, where you could freely venture down different paths to different bosses and take things in an order outside of the game's expected leveling curve. No, this is an Open World as we understand it today: an enormous ocean of discrete repeated Activities dotted with islands of meaningful bespoke design. There's plenty of stuff to do in this world, but it's all of a specific type - in a catacomb you will navigate stone gargoyles and chalice dungeon designs to a lever that will open a door near the entrance that will contain a boss that you've likely found elsewhere in the world, and will be filled with stone gargoyles. Mines will be filled with mining rock-people and upgrade materials. Towers will have you find three spectral creatures around them in order to open them up and obtain a new Memory Slot. Camps will contain a patrolling enemy type and some loot. Even genuinely enchanting vistas and environments get their space to be repeated in slight variations. Boss battles too will be repeated endlessly, time and time again, with delightful designs like the Watchdog tragically becoming something I sighed and was annoyed to see crop up half-a-dozen times over the course of the adventure, and I was truly, deeply annoyed at fighting no less than about ten or twelve Erdtree Avatars and Dragons, with whom the moves never change and the fight plays out the exact same way every single time.

The first time I discovered these things, I was surprised, delighted even, but by even the second time, the truth that these are copied-and-pasted across the entirety of the Lands Between in order to pad it out became readily apparent, and eventually worn away even the enthusiasm of that first encounter. When I look back on my genuine enjoyment of the first battle with the Erdtree Avatar, I can only feel like an idiot for not realizing that this fight would be repeated verbatim over and over and become less fun every single time. When you've seen one, you've really seen all of them, and this means that by the time you leave Limgrave, you've already seen everything the Open World has to offer.

This is, of course, to be expected. Open world games simply have to do this. They are an enormous effort to bring into life, and the realities of game production mean that unless you're willing to spend decades on one game, you're going to have to be thrifty with how you produce content. I expect this, I understand this. Fallout: New Vegas is probably my favorite Open World game, but its world is also filled with this template design. But what's to be gained from this in a Dark Souls game? Unlike contemporaries like Breath of the Wild, your verbs of interaction in these games are frighteningly limited, with almost all of the experience boiling down to fighting enemies, and without a variety of interactions, the lack of variety in the huge amounts of content stands out all the more. Does fighting the same boss over and over and traversing the same cave over and over make Souls better? Even if you choose to just ignore all of these parts of the Open World (which is far easier said than done, as due to a very harsh leveling curve and the scarcity of crucial weapon upgrade materials outside of The Mines, the game's design absolutely pushes towards you engaging in these repetitious activities), the Legacy Dungeons that comprise the game's bespoke content are functionally completely separate from the Open World, with not even your Horse permitted to enter. This is no Burnout: Paradise or Xenoblade Chronicles X, which retooled the core gameplay loop to one where the open world was absolutely core to the design: this is a series of middling Dark Souls levels scattered among an open world no different from games like Far Cry or Horizon: Zero Dawn that many Souls fans have historically looked down on, and the game is only worse for it.

NPC storylines in particular suffer massively, as the chances of you stumbling upon these characters, already often quite annoying in past games, are so low as to practically require a wiki if you want to see the end of multiple questlines. However, that assumes that you will want to see the end of these stories and that you are invested in this world, and I decidedly Was Not. Souls games have always had suspect things in them that have gone largely uninterrogated but Elden Ring really brings that ugliness to the surface, with rape being an annoyingly present aspect of the backstories of many characters, and even having multiple characters threaten to rape you, none of which is deployed in a way that is meaningful and is just insufferable edgelord fantasy writing, and the same could be said of the grimdark incest-laden backstory, the deeply suspect trans panic writing surrounding one of the characters, and the enthusiastic use of Fantasy Racism tropes in the form of the Demi-Humans. I remain convinced that George RR Martin's involvement in this game was little more than a cynical publicity stunt, but certainly the game's writing indulges in many of that man's worst excesses, whilst having almost none of his strengths.

None of this is to say that Elden Ring is devoid of enjoyment. While the fact that it did hit just in time for a manic-depressive mood that made me perfectly suited to play a game I could just mindlessly play for a couple of weeks, I did see it through to the end in that time, even if I did rush to the end after a certain point. From Software's artists remain some of the best in the industry, with some incredible environments and boss designs that deserve Olympic gold medals for how much heavy-lifting they're doing to keep the experience afloat. I loved being kidnapped by chests into other parts of the world, and I wish it happened more than a couple of front-loaded times. But the enjoyment I had in it never felt like stemmed from the open world, and even its highest points don't hang with the best bits of the prior installments. Stormveil is probably the level design highlight of the game but it already fades from my mind in comparison to the likes of Central Yharnam or the Undead Burg or the Dragon Shrine. Indeed, the fact that they exist as islands in an ocean of vacuous space between them precludes the so-called "Legacy Dungeons" of this game from having the satisfying loops and interconnections that are often the design highlights of prior entries. The bosses are a seriously uneven mixed bag as well; even setting aside the repetition, as the nasty trend of overturned bosses that started in Dark Souls III rears its unfortunate head again. The superboss Melania is an interesting design utterly ruined by her obscene damage output, and my personal highlight of the game, Starscourge Radagon, who is the only boss fight that felt like it played to the things that Elden Ring brought to the table, and is a moment among the series that the game can truly claim as it's very own...but the tuning of the fight prevented it from being the triumphant coming-together moment that it is clearly attempting for many of my friends, who left the fight feeling that it was just annoying and tedious. Modern From Software could never make a fight like Maiden Astrea again because they'd insist on making her really hard in a way that actively detracts from the emotional experience in the fight. Boss fights can be about more than just providing a challenge, and I think From has forgotten that.

Taken as a series of its legacy dungeons, of its finest moments, I think Elden Ring would only be a middling one of these games. The additions to the formula feel anemic and unbalanced, the multiplayer implementation is honestly a quite considerable step back from prior games (the decision to have the majority of invasions only occur during co-operation feels like an attempt to weed out trolls picking on weaker players but in reality what it does is make equal fights are next-to-impossible and put Seal-Clubbers in a place where they are the only players who can effectively invade, a completely baffling decision), but it's really the open world I keep coming back to as the reason this game doesn't work. Not only does it add nothing that wasn't already present in better ways in prior games, but it actively detracts from the experience. The promise of the Open World is one of discovery, of setting off in uncharted directions and finding something new, but do Open Worlds actually facilitate this any better than more linear games? I don't know if they do. I felt a sense of discovery and finding something in so many of these games, even the most linear ones, and felt it stronger because the game was able to use careful, meticulous level design to bring out those emotions. Walking out of a cave and seeing Irithyll of the Boreal Valley, or Dead Man's Wharf stretch out before me, were moments of genuine discovery, and they would not be improved if I found six more Dead Man's Wharfs throughout the game. Contrary to their promise, in my experience, the open world, rather than create a sense of discovery, undermine it due to the compromises necessary to create these worlds. All the openness does for your discoveries is let you approach them from a slightly different angle as everyone else.

That is, if you can even claim to have discovered anything in the first place. To call Elden Ring derivative of prior games in this milieu would be a gross understatement. I am far from the first person to note that the game's much-hyped worldbuilding is largely content to regurgitate Souls Tropes with the Proper Nouns replaced with much worse ones, but it goes beyond that - entire questlines, plot beats, character arcs, dungeon designs, enemies, and bosses are lifted wholesale from prior games practically verbatim. More often than not Elden Ring feels closer to a Greatest Hits album than a coherent piece in and of itself, a soulless and cynical repackaging of prior Souls Classics, irrevocably damaged by being torn from the original context from which they belonged. I'm not a fan of Dark Souls III, in part because it too is also a game that leans on repetition of prior games, but at the very least the game was about those repetitions, where yes, old areas and characters would be repeated, but at least it was thematically resonant with what the game was doing. Elden Ring can't even claim that. Whatever this shallow mess of a narrative, easily the worst of the franchise thus far by my reckoning, is going for, it is done no favors by being this stitched-together Frankenstein of Souls.

I was particularly shocked by the sheer ferocity with which the game steals from the fan-favorite Bloodborne. Quick, tell me if you've heard this one before: you encounter a hunched, bestial foe, who fights you with their fists, but once you get their health halfway down, the battle stops, a cutscene plays, where they speak coherently, summon a blade from their past, and stand with their former dignity restored, the music changes, and their name is revealed to be "X the Y Blade". Or what about a hub area, separated in its own liminal space from the rest of the map, that can be discovered in its True Form in the material world? What about when that hub area is wreathed in spectral flame and begins to burn as the final hours of the game is nigh? These are far from the only examples, as there are multiple enemies and ideas throughout the game that are shamelessly lifted from my personal favorite From Software effort, but these stand out as the most noxious of all, as they simply repeat beats that were effective in the game they originated from because the game was able to build to them and have them resonate with the rest of the experience. You cannot just graft things whole cloth from prior work onto a new one and expect it to work as a coherent piece, the very prospect is ridiculous.

When Elden Ring did all this, my jaw about hit the floor from the sheer unmitigated gall. When it chose to conclude itself with a straight-faced Moon Presence reference, complete with an arena that directly evokes the Hunter's Dream, I just had to laugh. The final statement the game made on itself, the bullet point it chose to put on the experience, was "Remember Bloodborne? That was good, wasn't it?" Because in many ways, that really was a perfect conclusion to this game.

While it would be a mistake to claim, as people seem increasingly eager to, that Souls emerged entirely out of the magical ocean that is Hidetaka Miyazaki's unparalleled genius or whatever, as these games have always drawn heavy inspiration from properties like Berserk, Book of the New Sun, and The Legend of Zelda, and were built on top of a framework clearly established by past Fromsoft series King's Field, the reason I think that myself and many others were initially enthralled by the promise of Demon's Souls or Dark Souls was because they were decidedly different. Their esoterica, willingness to buck modern design conventions and hugely evocative online elements were why these games set imaginations alight so strongly, and proved enormously influential for the past decade of game design.

Demon's Souls felt like something new. And while successive games in this series have felt far less fresh, none of them have felt as utterly exhausted as Elden Ring: a final statement from the designers and writers at From Software that they have officially Ran Out of Ideas, that the well has long gone dry, that all they can do is to hastily staple on the modern design trends they once rejected onto a formula that does not gel with them, and that they are wandering without life through a never-ending cycle of their own creation, branded by the Darksign. Perhaps it's no surprise that their least inventive, least consistent, and least creative game since Demon's Souls is also by far their most successful. Once From Software defied conventions and trends, and now, they are consumed by them.

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"You have died, and the Nexus has trapped your soul."

"You cannot escape the Nexus."

Reviewed on Mar 11, 2022


16 Comments


2 years ago

"mentions of rape" i think we played different games

2 years ago

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2 years ago

not gonna explain what the references are lest it appear on the activity feeds' of my friends without warning but suffice to say it's absolutely in there, you just missed it.

2 years ago

I think it's really interesting to see a developer have an idea and spend multiple games refining it until it's exactly what they wanted and I think From is a developer that has done exactly that. Except they reached that end goal somewhere a few games ago but have just kind of kept going? I was really hoping that Elden Ring would be radically new and different and it sounds like it largely isn't and that's really disappointing. I guess what I'm trying to say is: Hey From, Make A New Armored Core, You Cowards.

This was a great review, as always. :)

2 years ago

Absolutely bang on, it made me so happy to finally read an analysis that alligns with my experience with this exercise in misery. George RR Martin's Genshin Impact.

2 years ago

Always such a fan of your writing. This really hit the head of a sort of nagging disappointment I've had with the game. While I'm still very early in (this comment sponsored by #LimgraveGang), I'm already feeling slightly tired of how much this just feels like a "greatest hits" retread of FromSoft as a modern game dev.

(Also, always a fan of content warnings for stuff like this, so thank you very much for that)

2 years ago

To echo beach: literally could not be more of a bullseye of a review. From get new ideas challenge

2 years ago

complaining about boss difficulty is a new one especially with how many tools you can choose to use in this game as a difficulty slider. Npc storylines were at their easiest in this game save for the 2 or 3 with a bugged questline that dataminers have discovered had cut events so they just end abruptly.

2 years ago

"Boss fights can be about more than just providing a challenge, and I think From has forgotten that."

YES. ABSOLUTELY FUCKING YES. JESUS CHRIST.
Goddamn I wish I had half the talent as you.

2 years ago

Great review. Curious as to whether you'd think someone who has never really played any Souls games like myself would enjoy this more due to the "formula" being a lot more fresh for me? Or would the callbacks/references to prior games land even more flat to someone with no prior emotional attachment there.
@9arc yeah what the absolute fuck

2 years ago

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This was an incredible review!! Always enjoy reading but I do want to say something on top of that George RR Martin thing.

From what Martin even said on his own blog, his involvement was very touch and go in that he made the initial worldbuilding (not characters!) and miyazaki then built from it. I imagine it really only extends to main themes and mechanics of how the world works. I find that interesting simply because uncharitably elden ring could totally be indulging on his excesses but I have reason to believe that he didn't really have a handle there specifically. Whether that was miyazaki or someone else in the Main writing room after that involvement was over is a who can say, I just think it might be more apt to say that the issue is prevalent of the studio than martin.

For the record I don't even like Martin's writing i just think it's curious how much of it likely ISN'T him lol
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2 years ago

gets all sniffy about weird political bents again that 99% of the audience doesn't care about, complains about supposedly overtuned difficulty for a series many people have a hard time getting into by the steep challenge/obtuse nature of what's demanded of you and complains about freedom to approach similar content when it's easy to see as a means to make time more fulfilling than spending several hours getting your face jammed in by one boss because you're railroaded into not being able to do anything else.

Yeah, sounds about right. Honestly, Xenoblade X really could've used a horse, to make up for how much tireless running around empty space the pre-mech hours I played of it seemed to have. Or comparing it to other open worlds to make some stance, while ignoring the lack of constant collectible GUIs to make ER feel like a continually unfolding quilt. To your credit, I can definitely understand the frustration with doing similar activities over and over again, especially if you've been trying to speed through it, but that doesn't sound like a deal-breaker if the gameplay loop itself is well-tuned and most of the game has a want to explore for its own sake as well as all those weird details.

"Perhaps it's no surprise that their least inventive, least consistent, and least creative game since Demon's Souls is also by far their most successful."
Honestly this is the biggest bruh moment. The company literally spent over a decade building its reputation from obscurity to literal codifier for viewing difficulty in video games, that actually did win the most publicized Game of the Year award back in 2019, and also had George RR Martin's name on it and two and a half years of hype to build. Is it really that surprising that the game sold as well as it has regardless of anything you're saying? Communities like this only grow; they don't shrink. Hell, some people like myself might be interested in trying the game without any Souls experience because it's the new hotness, surely that's a perspective worth considering? That's not the grand revelation you're trying to picture it as to belittle consumers. That's just how building a reputation of respect and understanding the hype train works.
@sunlitsonata holy shit, best comment here. I applaud you

2 years ago

SunlightSonata has a great point ngl.

2 years ago

sunlitsonata is a stalker who i have blocked from every single website he chases me onto because he abjectly refuses to leave me alone after I have told him to his face that I want nothing to do with him after multiple instances of completely unapologetic transphobia. even in this comment he couldn't resist including a jab about "political stuff people don't care about", i'll give you three guesses as to what that could possibly be referring to. He's a bigot and a stalker. He's not Your Guy.
Yeah I'm gonna hop in here to say this is a good review and also

I can one hundred percent back up Woodaba's claim about Sunlit being a weird stalker type of not only them but me and my friends, the fact that they prefaced their comment with a snooty paraphrase that specifically uses the word again implying some vague personal history is laughably ghoulish when you know the context of that