I have the same exact story about this as Sit on bottle, where I only got it out of morbid curiosity due to one of my friends getting viscerally upset over it. With that one I was immensely amused over how stupid it was with shit like the incredibly annoying luck based bottle rotating "gameplay" and the dumb Minecraft Steve looking motherfucker unzipping their pants every time they sit on a bottle in the weird abandoned asset flip factory of pointless production of bottles made solely to be sat upon.
Here, however, I just feel rather sad with how slow and uneventful everything is. The only real war you're at with in these skies is against all these gigantic bees, strangely airborne bombs, packs of TNT someone strapped to balloons for some goddamn reason, and spaceships flying horizontally due to their absolutely wasted pilots. Everything moves about as fast as molasses, the only three levels the game has are all completely identical to each other plus they each take like twenty minutes to trudge through, and somewhere 3/4ths into the third level the game just gives up and cuts to a splash screen of the title before abruptly ending with no fanfare whatsoever. There is nothing else remotely worth recognition here.
Speaking of my friend Velvetune, they're an avid Steam achievement hunter so they're quite the expert on awful, desolate experiences like these. You can thank them for their influence on me playing these random stinky Steam shovelware games they find somehow, and now I'm gonna link their review here since it's significantly more entertaining than anything this has to offer.
https://steamcommunity.com/id/Velvetune/recommended/1373120/
Also another one of my friends gave what is quite possibly the most perfect and amusing descriptor of this game; saying it looks like, and I quote: "It was made by an Austrian computer engineering college student in under ten days."
Here, however, I just feel rather sad with how slow and uneventful everything is. The only real war you're at with in these skies is against all these gigantic bees, strangely airborne bombs, packs of TNT someone strapped to balloons for some goddamn reason, and spaceships flying horizontally due to their absolutely wasted pilots. Everything moves about as fast as molasses, the only three levels the game has are all completely identical to each other plus they each take like twenty minutes to trudge through, and somewhere 3/4ths into the third level the game just gives up and cuts to a splash screen of the title before abruptly ending with no fanfare whatsoever. There is nothing else remotely worth recognition here.
Speaking of my friend Velvetune, they're an avid Steam achievement hunter so they're quite the expert on awful, desolate experiences like these. You can thank them for their influence on me playing these random stinky Steam shovelware games they find somehow, and now I'm gonna link their review here since it's significantly more entertaining than anything this has to offer.
https://steamcommunity.com/id/Velvetune/recommended/1373120/
Also another one of my friends gave what is quite possibly the most perfect and amusing descriptor of this game; saying it looks like, and I quote: "It was made by an Austrian computer engineering college student in under ten days."
MJ_
2 years ago