YourDadReviews
2010
Fatherhood. It's the crux of the joke of this account, it's the glue holding together all the insanity and violence that the character of YourDadReviews portrayed through all of the reviews up until this point. While I'm sure there are many games that probably have better examples of fatherhood, I think Fallout New Vegas has ultimately become like the father I never had. Even to this point this game is always teaching me new ways to experience the journey, and on that journey we see a variety of fathers. Some are good, love their kids or are at the very least supportive of them, some aren't... I think the closest to YourDadReviews is Papa Khan, who is the patriarch of an entire clan of wastelanders. Much like Papa Khan, the character of YourDadReviews is haunted by his past. A past full of death, sexual gratification, drugs, and many other things. It was fun defining that past, making reviews and trying to tie it to the themes of YourDadReviews, but much like Papa Khan I wind up kind of stuck in a way.
I wanted to end YDR with a bang, something badass to wrap up the insane narrative I was weaving in my mind... but the more I think about it, the less I think such a character deserves such an ending. So, much like I do with Papa Khan in an NCR playthrough, I will silently kill YourDadReviews with this final review.
Thank you everyone for your love and support of YourDadReviews. Stay frosty.
P.S. The only April Fools joke here is that none of it is a joke.
I wanted to end YDR with a bang, something badass to wrap up the insane narrative I was weaving in my mind... but the more I think about it, the less I think such a character deserves such an ending. So, much like I do with Papa Khan in an NCR playthrough, I will silently kill YourDadReviews with this final review.
Thank you everyone for your love and support of YourDadReviews. Stay frosty.
P.S. The only April Fools joke here is that none of it is a joke.
Bill Clinton sure knows how to handle his balls.
I like big women, what can I say.
2023
This game is like getting bad head behind the Denny's near the highway: It feels good for a bit until you realize you might've contracted something, and then you spend the next few days with your dick hurt. I blame the level design, she blames the lack of protection.
Aw yeah, if there's something that Your Dad loves more than sexual intercourse with Jennifer Aniston, it's the Second Amendment. I love shooting motherfuckers... I mean I loved doing it. I'm reformed now yeah... trying to hide despite being chased by the cops. Playing Armored Core 6 in a dumpster in Michigan isn't exactly ideal playing conditions but at least I decked the dumpster out like I did with my AC. I haven't been this happy since I watch Gundam 0079 as a wee kid... Ah, those were better times.
1992
Sometimes life reminds you of how shit things are... life being of course a metaphor for Ecco the Dolphin. This game is so bad it killed 5 people in Michigan last week.
Ok maybe that wasn't Ecco, maybe that was someone else who is a Dad and makes reviews, but can you blame me, this game controls like a prison guard beating your ass for trying to get seconds in the cafeteria.
Ok maybe that wasn't Ecco, maybe that was someone else who is a Dad and makes reviews, but can you blame me, this game controls like a prison guard beating your ass for trying to get seconds in the cafeteria.
I am Shirou Emiya fr on god. Fucking bitches left and right. The real message of the game is fuck the church, and I couldn't agree more, it was the church that ratted me out to the cops. I'm on my way to one now, it's Dad's time for revenge... After I finish this brewsky real quick.
2020
That vampire pussy got me acting up. For real though, you spend a year and a half in prison and you really learn the value of the good goosh goosh. I used to dream of it... now I only dream of eating canned vegetables in the Publix restroom. This game is great if you like casual murder.
The things you can build in this inspired me to build something to break out of my cell with. I have no idea where I am, and I am pissed off that Link didn't have sex with a dragon. Your Dad is back, Backloggd. Don't ever forget.
1992
Who is YourDadReviews?
Here's a clue:
They are a user on this website.
You have 24 hours to make your guess.
The winner shall receive a special prize.
Here's a clue:
They are a user on this website.
You have 24 hours to make your guess.
The winner shall receive a special prize.
2022
We've arrested over 95 different Sonic Frontiers haters, and we're willing to arrest as many as it takes.
Hating Frontiers is worth a life sentence.
Hating Frontiers is worth a life sentence.
1999
Cybil Bennett is the FBI's official mascot, after we got approval from Konami (we gave them a pardon for their illegal underground gambling ring set up here in the States).
She is truly the prime example of justice being both cool and sexy, and she should have been the protagonist instead of boring old Harry Mason. Harry is truly unsexiness personified, while Cybil was rocking the blue and that bike.
Cybil Bennett Waifu of the Year 1999.
She is truly the prime example of justice being both cool and sexy, and she should have been the protagonist instead of boring old Harry Mason. Harry is truly unsexiness personified, while Cybil was rocking the blue and that bike.
Cybil Bennett Waifu of the Year 1999.
2010
Maybe if YourDadReviews played this he wouldn't have murdered his ex-wife and traumatized his son.
He also wouldn't be in a High Security Super-Max Prison in Ohio for the murders of '93
He also wouldn't be in a High Security Super-Max Prison in Ohio for the murders of '93
2022
The only thing illegal about this game is how little time the developers had to work on it.
That and the porn of its characters. We're watching you, bunch of sick perverts.
That and the porn of its characters. We're watching you, bunch of sick perverts.
2003
Anyone who rated this game higher than 2 stars is on The List.
Expect your inevitable detainment
Expect your inevitable detainment