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15 reviews liked by Zach
Minecraft
2011
It's Minecraft, why are you looking at reviews of fucking Minecraft?
Shrek 2
2004
Dogshit game, one of the most fun experiences I've ever had.
MAN YOU JUST GO LIKE "BAM! ZAP! THWACK!" AND THEN YOU LIKE JUMP IN THE AIR AND YOU GO "THWIP WHOOOOSH" AND THEN YOU'RE LIKE "THIPTHIPTHIPTHIPTHIP" AND WEB UP THAT GUY AND KICK THAT GUY INTO THE AIR AND EVERYBODY IS LIKE "AH THANKS SPIDER-MAN" AND YOU'RE LIKE "Just doin my job" AND JUMP OFF A WALL AND LAND ON A BUILDING AND YOU JUST SIT THERE LIKE "Damn..."
"Spider-Man is fucking awesome."
"Spider-Man is fucking awesome."
Half-Life: Alyx
2020
Just about everything about this is perfect, gameplay, visuals, audio, story; it's all there! There's nothing like a feeling where I actually have to duck behind cover to avoid getting shot (real life excluded). I guess if there was one thing missing, it would be melee combat but it wasn't a huge deal.
Was going to give a 4.5, but it's the first VR game that feels like a full, complete package and I love the Half-Life universe so 5/5.
Was going to give a 4.5, but it's the first VR game that feels like a full, complete package and I love the Half-Life universe so 5/5.
I probably have more hours in this than any other game and I can't justify myself.
Disney Stitch Jam
2009
Issa Masterpiece!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Stitch Jam is an EPIC!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Stitch Jam is an EPIC!
Ape Out
2019
He sure is
Really rough around the edges and far from perfect, but it captures the Star Wars atmosphere pretty well and does some things right. I liked the Soulsborne formula, the characters, and the general atmosphere of it all.
It could have benefited from some extra time to polish things and expand on some parts of the story that felt a little rushed.
All in all, a good start. If they make a sequel to this, I'll be really excited. The first games in a series are always the roughest.
Normally, I would give a game like this 3.5/5, but the Star Wars stuff is really well done, so I'll throw in another half star.
It could have benefited from some extra time to polish things and expand on some parts of the story that felt a little rushed.
All in all, a good start. If they make a sequel to this, I'll be really excited. The first games in a series are always the roughest.
Normally, I would give a game like this 3.5/5, but the Star Wars stuff is really well done, so I'll throw in another half star.
A Way Out
2018
Interactive B-movie.
Who would've thought we'd actually get a decent Star Wars singleplayer game. The more forgiving Dark Souls like systems work really nice and the level designs are interesting.
My main issues it feels a bit unpolished in a few areas and the story gets a bit stale 3/4 the way through, but otherwise it's a pretty fun game.
My main issues it feels a bit unpolished in a few areas and the story gets a bit stale 3/4 the way through, but otherwise it's a pretty fun game.