annabelle
fun fact: unlike previous games in the series, whenever link teleports, the atoms of his body are disintegrated and reincorporated at the new destination - meaning his continuity of conscienceless ends many times. that's right fact nerds! this is one saviour of hyrule who doesn't have a fucking soul
the perfect bullshit boardgame - genuinely had to uninstall after a while bc the stress of watching other people's turns was making me unconsciously pull out too much hair
2019
it's ok to pirate nintendo games
2017
booster pass adding tour tracks made have risked its status as best mario kart but adding in birdetta (my queen) just redeemed it
1970
historic, the first game to say a lot about society
1958
"spacewar was the first video game" mfs when i challenge them to a 1v1 on tennis for two: 😮
1993
not against more representation but i think they should make original pink characters instead of changing white ones that exist :/
1986
2023 the year we stop pretending this is any good
always saw this as the weaker predecessor to two better games i'd rather be playing (ocarina and link between worlds) but y'know what, it's not half bad! dungeon design, music and combat hold up well and once you adjust to how arcade-y it feels comparatively to later zeldas, it's a pretty engrossing world to kill a couple hours in.
majority of its female characters being collectable dungeon trinkets to get "rescued" and then leave forever is still extremely cringe, tho. minus half a star right there.
worst game i ever accidentally wasted 700 hours on
(hero players will ofc never see the kingdom of god)
(hero players will ofc never see the kingdom of god)
2008
splash woman call me anytime
1995
middle child energy
1993
capcom releasing a new game each year well into the SNES' lifespan really convinced people the last two NES entries aren't by far the best smh
1990
love mega man's cute lil glancing around in the level select. that's game design, baby
1987
guts man would be a qanon guy i think