annabelle
can't believe they added my girlfriend to ratchet (captain slag)
2009
damn, maybe living is worth the effort after all :')
2007
pretty cool but could do with 50 billion more modes
2007
replayed this to help get over a recent silly heartbreak and could barely stop sobbing through the last couple hours. this game is shallow, jank and extremely inconsistent… but also beautiful, deranged and ungodly raw. i think it’s time i stopped pretending it isn’t still one of my favourites. spm, like love, will constantly disappoint with surprisingly boring space and cloud levels and is basically overrated but fuck, when that memory theme hits and tippi reminds herself she still has hope after everything, would i not let it beat me to death one last time :’)
jk jk i mean the level design is pretty good but sometimes speech bubbles look like they’re coming out of the wrong places. 9/10
jk jk i mean the level design is pretty good but sometimes speech bubbles look like they’re coming out of the wrong places. 9/10
the extreme variance in how much damage a bullet does is the funniest part of this series' lore by far
2014
top 3 chrome dino runs:
3- on laptop during power cut, c. 2019
2- on pc while turning off wi-fi to be more productive days before exams i hadn’t studied for (lol)
1- on phone with busted 3g while waiting for chinese takeaway, entered trance state with streak only broken when guy RUDELY INTERRUPTED to ask if i wanted complimentary prawn crackers CAN’T YOU SEE I’M GAMING but also YES OFC i want complimentary prawn crackers WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR i mean yes please thank you have a nice day mr sir ^_^
3- on laptop during power cut, c. 2019
2- on pc while turning off wi-fi to be more productive days before exams i hadn’t studied for (lol)
1- on phone with busted 3g while waiting for chinese takeaway, entered trance state with streak only broken when guy RUDELY INTERRUPTED to ask if i wanted complimentary prawn crackers CAN’T YOU SEE I’M GAMING but also YES OFC i want complimentary prawn crackers WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR i mean yes please thank you have a nice day mr sir ^_^
made me sob for longer than the runtime of the game.... i think that means it's good? i should replay cave story
not everyone can be a girl but some of u should try a little harder.. <3
2020
pitch perfect shitpost for terminally online british trans 20-somethings who vaguely remember playing one of the early hp games and will die mad about the 2019 election (ty, kate barrett)
2023
what being a woman feels like. in h̶e̶l̶l̶ h̶e̶a̶v̶e̶n̶ hell all we will do is hurt
1986
feels like how i imagined sex would (mostly accurate)
2015
not me at 16 thinking i could relate to the narrator bc i was such an "artist" or a "critic". girl, you have a personality disorder
2011
the kind of game a villain would create, in order to enact schemes
breathtaking, they finally made zelda good. incidentally, my favourite youtuber is james somerton
fun fact: unlike previous games in the series, whenever link teleports, the atoms of his body are disintegrated and reincorporated at the new destination - meaning his continuity of conscienceless ends many times. that's right fact nerds! this is one saviour of hyrule who doesn't have a fucking soul