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Hey let's waste another DLC slot on Joker.....AGAIN.

Osaka spends her days either rocking back and forth on a folding chair, laying on the floor, or sleeping. What a goddess.

it was pretty funny when I first tried running this game and it ran at like 9000000 fps and caused osaka to go ballistic https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/743246558606262344/1018716066567962644/osakasims.mp4

after a lot of people died in sin's attack, yuna dances. this dance is called "the sending", where she makes sure their souls are not staying on this plane, wandering, with envy for the living and then turning into fiends. instead, she sends them to the farplane, where they can live in peace. a lot of cultures around the world have rituals for the dead where you dance to celebrate how great their lives were or to just be a kind of grieving. you see, our bodies express our feelings more than we could ever think they do. when you are anxious you are always shaking your legs, even grinding teeth sometimes. i like to believe that yuna's dance is not only to send those people to better places but also her cope mechanism to deal with everything -- spira's condition, her father's dead, her destiny.

then yuna finds a pair. this blonde boy that appears from nowhere, claims to be from a thousand years old civilization that does not even exists anymore. he is also constantly dancing. he has problems with his father, which calls him a crybaby -- and he is, really. he is constantly expressing his pain through his smile but you know he's not always happy. he just don't want to show his sadness or, as everyone, just don't want to be sad. yuna's not so different, too. and since her has a pair, it's important to say that when you are dancing with someone, at first it may not work -- your pair can be at the wrong tempo, overstepping you etc. when your steps synchronizes and you are connected, though, this is what we call love. not necessarily romantically, of course. yuna have a lot of friends with their own dances, grieving and trying to live their lives as hard as it can be. but, when everyone is together, even dancing with the dead, they can share their insecurities, being open about their problems and, truly, overcoming it. maybe not stopping dancing but dancing towards the truth -- the painfully beautiful truth.

the last time yuna dances, she's not only grieving, but also celebrating.

FF Tactics: Who are you?

TO: I am you but stronger

the rugrats grandpa named this game

If anyone gave me a shrimp cake they would get shot.

Reptile mains try not to loudly fart after dropping a forceball combo challenge (IMPOSSIBLE).

Should have played Tumblin' Monkeys instead.

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