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A very good action game that I have some gripes with (the camera can be finicky and a few of the enemies don't react as viscerally to damage as I'd like), but honestly the Boo-Haunted-House design of the environment and enemies elevates this quite a bit. Massively appreciate that Dante is just going around acquiring these priceless, ancient artifacts that have been lost to time and then just uses them to open doors. In every mission you'll retrieve like "The Stone of Infinite Wisdom" and then put it in a hole to make a spooky statue slide out of the way and I think that's excellent.


that's so hard to do in real life


i really admire people who do violence


Like learning a new language but the language started throwing hands.


Cruelty Squad postures itself as a game that wants to hurt you. And it does! But it also wants you to have plenty of fun while it's making you miserable. It's not a "bad on purpose" game, it's a ""good on accident" on purpose" type of game.

If I were to make the above point again except this time without being an asshole I would say, "It's very good you should play it!" very emphatically.




NOW YOU'VE DONE IT YOU FREAK SHIT YOU'VE FUCKED UP YOU'RE BEING TRACKED BY THE GRID THE EYE IN THE SKY IS WATCHING WE'RE COMING FOR YOU PREPARE TO DIE


Consumer Softproducts could write 1984 but George Orwell could have never made Cruelty Squad


I've been getting really into "hell". Both as a mindset and as something to strive for, in an organizational sense.
There's something intensely beautiful about it.


A post-irony-poisoned gag reflex manifesting as a pointed, challenging stealth shooter which appears at first as a strange, clunky, misshapen beast. Climb into its jaws, and lose your fucking mind.



๐“ฌ๐“ป๐“พ๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฝ๐”‚ ๐“ผ๐“บ๐“พ๐“ช๐“ญ ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ฟ๐“ฒ๐“ฎ๐”€


๐“’๐“ก๐“ค๐“”๐“›๐“ฃ๐“จ ๐“ข๐“ ๐“ค๐“๐““ by ๐–ˆ๐–”๐–“๐–˜๐–š๐–’๐–Š๐–— ๐–˜๐–”๐–‹๐–™๐–•๐–—๐–”๐–‰๐–š๐–ˆ๐–™๐–˜ ๐Ÿ„ถ๐Ÿ„ด๐Ÿ…ƒ๐Ÿ…‚ ๐Ÿ„ฐ๐Ÿ…†๐Ÿ„ฐ๐Ÿ…ˆ with ๐Ÿ„ฐ ๐Ÿ…†๐Ÿ„ท๐Ÿ„พ๐Ÿ„ป๐Ÿ„ด ๐Ÿ„ป๐Ÿ„พ๐Ÿ…ƒ ๐Ÿ„พ๐Ÿ„ต หขสฐโฑแต— ๐Ÿ„น๐Ÿ…„๐Ÿ…‚๐Ÿ…ƒ ๐Ÿ„ฑ๐Ÿ…ˆ ๐Ÿ……๐Ÿ„ธ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ…ƒ๐Ÿ…„๐Ÿ„ด ๐Ÿ„พ๐Ÿ„ต ๐Ÿ„ธ๐Ÿ…ƒ๐Ÿ…‚ เธ„ั”เธฃี‡ั’ั”ี‡เน€ฯ‚ เธฃั”เธ เธฃเน€เน’เน€ษญเน€ี‡เน€ั”เธฃ. โ‚›แตขโ‚˜โ‚šโ‚—y โ‚œโ‚•แตฃโ‚’wแตขโ‚™g โ‚’แตคโ‚œ wโ‚’แตฃdโ‚› โ‚—แตขโ‚–โ‚‘ ๐Ÿ…ฒ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†ˆ๐Ÿ…ฟ๐Ÿ†ƒ๐Ÿ…พ๐Ÿ…ฒ๐Ÿ†„๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…ด๐Ÿ…ฝ๐Ÿ…ฒ๐Ÿ†ˆ and lฬถฬ‚ฬ„ฬฆอฬ–ฬชaฬธฬ…อ„อ„ฬ”อ–อฬ ฬงฬคอ…ฬœอ‡ฬฎฬฏtฬทอฬ”ฬ€ฬ‘ฬ“ฬŒฬณอˆeฬตฬฬƒฬ›ฬ…อ›อƒฬ‚อ…ฬฅฬ ฬฏอ…ฬ–ฬฏฬฎฬน ฬตฬฬ†ฬƒฬ‚ฬชฬœฬนsฬธอƒฬŽอฬ‹ฬ‡อ‹ฬฟอฬฬญฬ™ฬฑฬฐtฬทฬ„ฬŠฬ‡ฬ‰ฬ“ฬŒฬฅอ”ฬคฬฐฬปฬฅอœฬฑฬชฬaฬดฬพฬ‰ฬŽอ„ฬ•อฬกอ”ฬ™ฬจฬฆอ“ฬฎฬ ฬฆฬฎgฬตฬŠฬŽอ—ฬ‚อ„ฬฐฬปฬฅeฬทอ‘อ„อ†ฬ‰อ€ฬ”ฬ„ฬฃอ‰ฬผอœอ‰ฬ ฬฒฬชฬฐ ฬทฬŽฬอ‹อŠฬผฬฉฬฃฬชฬบอ…cฬดอƒฬšฬŽฬฝอ›ฬ†ฬˆอฬญฬงอ•ฬนฬผaฬถฬพอ‚ฬ‰ฬ„อ’อ˜อ›ฬŒฬ“ฬกฬŸอ–ฬซฬซอ™อ™ฬคอ–pฬธอƒฬ“ฬ“อ„อ›อ‹อ อ ฬŽฬอšฬ–ฬฐiฬตฬŽอ›ฬ•ฬฎอ…ฬงอ…อ“tฬทอŠอฬ’ฬƒฬฝฬƒอŒอ—ฬŠอ’ฬ อ‡aฬทฬ‰ฬอ€ฬ•ฬ„อ อ‹อฬŒฬฬฬนฬฅอ‡อœอ–ฬซอ–ฬจฬญlฬดอ„ออ’อ‹ฬพอ‘อŠอ„อŠฬฟฬบiฬทอ—อ†อƒฬ†ฬงฬžฬนsฬตอŠฬŒอ€ฬ“ฬ•อ™ฬฬ–ฬกฬณฬณฬญอ•อšฬฃmฬทฬ‰ฬง seems to be enough to ึ†วŸศถษจึ†ส„ส (ใฃโ—”โ—กโ—”)ใฃ โ™ฅ online video game critics โ™ฅ ใ€๏ปฟ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝ“๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ™๏ฝ“๏ผŽ๏ผŽ๏ผŽใ€‘! "๐™€๐™จ๐™จ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™–๐™ก๐™ก๐™ฎ ๐™ช๐™ฃ๐™ง๐™š๐™ซ๐™ž๐™š๐™ฌ๐™–๐™—๐™ก๐™š" is the ๐“’๐“ž๐“ฆ๐“๐“ก๐““'๐“ข ๐“’๐“›๐“˜๐“’๐“—๐“” ๐“’๐“ก๐“˜๐“ฃ๐“˜๐“ ๐“ค๐“” ๐•จ๐•™๐•–๐•Ÿ ๐•š๐•ฅ ๐•”๐• ๐•ž๐•–๐•ค ๐•ฅ๐•  Vโƒฃ Iโƒฃ Dโƒฃ Eโƒฃ Oโƒฃ Gโƒฃ Aโƒฃ Mโƒฃ Eโƒฃ Rโƒฃ Eโƒฃ Vโƒฃ Iโƒฃ Eโƒฃ Wโƒฃ Sโƒฃ, but I think ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ’๏ฝ•๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ๏ฝ”๏ฝ™โ–‘๏ฝ“๏ฝ‘๏ฝ•๏ฝ๏ฝ„๏ผˆใ‚…ใƒฎๆกœ๏ผ‰, by [ฬ…ฬฒv][ฬ…ฬฒi][ฬ…ฬฒr][ฬ…ฬฒt][ฬ…ฬฒu][ฬ…ฬฒe] of its ฮนโ“ลŸฮฏหขแต—ไน‡แ‘Žฯ‚๐„ on ๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐“ƒ-๐’ธ๐‘œ๐“‚๐“‚๐’พ๐“‰๐’ถ๐“ ๐“…๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐“‰-๐“…๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐“‰-๐“…๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐“‰-๐“…๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐“‰-๐“…๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐“‰-๐“…๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐“‰-๐“…๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐“‰-๐“‚๐‘œ๐’น๐‘’๐“‡๐“ƒ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿข๐Ÿค๐Ÿข๐“ˆ ๐’พ๐“‡๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐“Ž. truly ฤ‘แป–๐•–โ“ˆ สแŽธษ˜b แดŽษ˜ฦšแŽธo ๐˜ต๐˜บ๐˜ฑ๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ญ ๐˜จ๐˜ข๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ-๐˜ซ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ฏ๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ต ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ๐˜ฏ๐˜ช๐˜ฒ๐˜ถ๐˜ฆ. . . . . . . . แถœแดฌแดบ สธแดผแต แดตแดนแดฌแดณแดตแดบแดฑ แดผแดพแดฑแดบแดตแดบแดณ โ’บโ“โ’บโ’ธโ“‰โ“‡โ“„โ“ƒโ’พโ’ธ โ’ผโ’ถโ“‚โ’พโ“ƒโ’ผ โ“‚โ“„โ“ƒโ“‰โ’ฝโ“โ“Ž OR ๐Ÿ…ถ๐Ÿ…ฐ๐Ÿ…ผ๐Ÿ…ด๐Ÿ†‚๐Ÿ…ผ๐Ÿ…ฐ๐Ÿ†‚๐Ÿ†ƒ๐Ÿ…ด๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ…ผ๐Ÿ…ฐ๐Ÿ…ถ๐Ÿ…ฐ๐Ÿ†‰๐Ÿ…ธ๐Ÿ…ฝ๐Ÿ…ด ฮฑษณิƒ ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ„๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๐•ค๐• ๐•ž๐•–๐•ฅ๐•™๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐“๐’พ๐“€๐‘’ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“ˆ about cฬดฬ•ฬ“ฬนฬขอ”ฬฆอฬฏฬฎอ™ฬœrฬธฬ’อ„ฬฆฬญฬฎฬผอ‰ฬฒuฬดอƒฬ…อŒอƒฬšฬพอ ฬซอ‰ฬžeฬตฬ“ฬ„อ‚อ†ฬฬพฬ ฬนฬกฬฉอœฬฑlฬทอ„ออ‰อ‡ฬงฬฑtฬตฬŒฬ‘ฬšฬบฬ—ฬนฬจฬชyฬทอ„ฬฃฬฐฬฅฬฅฬผ ฬถฬฬ•ฬ‰ฬ‰อ—ฬ‘ฬ‡อŠฬ„อŒฬชฬ™ฬ˜อ‡sฬถอ„ฬ„อŒฬ อ•ฬงฬญqฬธอ‹ฬŽฬˆฬ‘อ„ฬ†ฬอ„อŒฬฟฬงฬคuฬธอฬ‡ฬผฬžฬŸฬฌฬชฬปฬฐฬ–aฬดอŒฬฬ…ฬ…ฬžฬปฬนฬขฬฉdฬตฬˆอ ฬ“ฬณฬจฬ–ฬจอ”?


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