you are an ugly game

if a visual novel had drakengard gameplay. it tells a very sweet and relatable queer coming of age story that at times felt like it was made about me, but you have to button mash and shake the stick to erase every single page before turning to the next one. i'm not against interactivity being present in a visual novel but this is laborious and really cramped my wrist after just a few minutes. this game's epilogue requires you to press the A button for every single word to appear on screen. not only is it tedious but it really slows down your reading speed when not every word is present at a time. this games story is wonderful and i wish i could love it no-strings-attached. i recommend it to those few people who enjoy qte button mashing in action games or those who don't mind watching a playthrough on youtube instead

this game fully understands that what makes outrun great isn't the driving or the vacation atmosphere or the eurodance soundtrack, it's making your girlfriend happy

the seminal first lyric of the wii shop wednesday song. game is boring tho

i give this game 9 stars for niko

i give this game 7 stars for phillip & leg horse

not my thing but i had a good time playing co-op and i'm glad that you kill cops in this game instead of drug dealers

this was the most atmospheric game ever to my 11 year old self

this game fucked my brain pussy

pretty fun and unique concept that i genuinely love but it should be illegal to make a metroidvania game without a map

the primary gameplay loop involves watching netflix while occasionally fiddling with some menu options, which is awesome. more games should reward high level play with allowing the game to play itself

i love this game because it's simply good