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Fatum Betula
2020
i am NOT going to hell in real life
Deus Ex
2000
Hey Elon Musk, I know your fucking nerd fans love that you used JC Denton on twitter as a profile pic, but the one most likely to be a part of an evil organization of rich assholes running the world is you, you fucking fascist billionaire. Fuck Elon Musk.
Also good game, fun times with soy food and cybernetics.
EDIT: this review is funnier after the whole twitter thing. I’m glad that pompous dickhead is finally getting publicly humiliated so thoroughly.
Also good game, fun times with soy food and cybernetics.
EDIT: this review is funnier after the whole twitter thing. I’m glad that pompous dickhead is finally getting publicly humiliated so thoroughly.
Dark Souls
2011
The Anthony Fantano of video games. Ruined a whole generation of men.
Elden Ring
2022
This review was written before the game released
She elden on my ring till i'm far fromsoft
Elden Ring
2022
Play Lego Island
Portal 2
2011
Portal : Alien :: Portal 2 : Aliens
Borderlands 2
2012
a game for people who think the deadpool movies are the funniest things they've ever seen
also randy pitchford sus USB drive
also randy pitchford sus USB drive
Borderlands 2
2012
Minecraft is in this
Black Mesa
2015
half life fans manage to make either the worst half life game or the best half life game, this is the latter
Portal
2007
I am in possession of the single greatest video game anecdote of all time which is the following
i recommended portal to a friend and she started it and was having a lovely time. one day i messaged her to check in and jokingly said "how is GLaDOS treating you" and she said "Who?" and I said "GLaDOS, the AI lady who is talking to you" and my friend said "I've... been playing the game on mute."
PORTAL. on MUTE. incredible. that's the human condition or something
i recommended portal to a friend and she started it and was having a lovely time. one day i messaged her to check in and jokingly said "how is GLaDOS treating you" and she said "Who?" and I said "GLaDOS, the AI lady who is talking to you" and my friend said "I've... been playing the game on mute."
PORTAL. on MUTE. incredible. that's the human condition or something