ok simmer down

profoundly dated, but still has moments of transcendent stupidity (laudatory) in between all the 2012 stupidity (derogatory)

being able to adjust the length of your bangs is just one of the many ways this character creator innovates in the space. unfortunate that it's sold as a bundle with a pretty hideous fighting game

misato sitting in her shitty apartment surrounded by beer cans, staring blankly at the camera while somber violins play, is one of the greatest and most harrowing experiences in video games

being a ron weasley fan these days is painful enough without having to do a bunch of tedious platforming

unironically the best english-language implementation of online riichi mahjong

excited to report the combat in the remaster is no less unbearably bad

this is a bonkers, excellent character creator, and the fighting minigame that's included is pretty good too

i was like 10 hours in and basically nothing had happened? and i hadn’t seduced anyone? then it crashed so i decided to cut my losses

it's fun to play this on a pc built before crypto ruined everything; everything's less spooky and a whole lot sillier when the jumpscares are coming in at 11 frames per second

an extremely cursed (good) character creator. apparently there's also some sort of anime attached?

a good need for speed game necessarily includes badly acted live action cutscenes. this game does not, in spite of the live action trailer for the switch version. a disappointment

what if fall guys was good

honeslty why doesn't every racing game have corny fmv cutscenes

it has the best character creator so it's the best mmo