2022

Was good until the game decided to strip all your stats you've been upgrading the entire game.

made middle school homeroom goated

for people not good enough for other rhythm games (me)

Take every game you’ve played that felt overwhelmingly vast yet exceedingly empty and multiply that by quintillion. This is No Man’s Sky.

Another game that made me dream of a life together with a robotic woman

good but it was a lot more fun watching 6 hour long playthroughs of this as a kid

when mfs bring up nier and now shawty know you a loser

Completely uninspired game. Seriously, not an ounce of creativity in this one. Takes the best features from multiple games yet doesn't expand on any of them. This leads to a fun grind for the first couple hours but ends up falling flat due to the surface level mechanics and repetitive gameloop.

fuck it, better than ragnarok

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Sometimes the best protagonists come in the form of a schizo lunatic searching for his dead wife

Characters are cool and gameplay holds up surprisingly well. However got repetitive and story felt like it was going nowhere majority of the game