caleb
2011
Mortal Kombat’s inputs will always be butt, but what else ain’t to love about this reboot? Absolutely insane story mode set a new standard for fighters.
“Is it finished, Yuri?”
“No, Comrade Premiere. It is only begun.”
“No, Comrade Premiere. It is only begun.”
2017
This is the first and only time you will ever hear me say a game was too short.
2018
It’s Tetris. Probably the best Tetris. The fuck do you want? Play some Tetris.
1998
I mean, it’s no Warcraft 3, let’s be real.
2017
Wow!! Cool robots!!!
2009
I'm the one person on earth who despises the vehicle and Space Harrier sections, but this game still kicks massive angelic ass.
More than just a womb for Dota.
2018
Interactive B-movie.
2017
Ti’zo too good for this world.
A wild new genre appeared!
Charming and miserable in more or less equal measure. It’s misery with a purpose, of course, but all the same I don’t think I needed to experience it for myself to appreciate the value. A good Let’s Play just does as well.
Did anyone actually play the first Civilization? Did it ever even exist? I’m not convinced.
1986
As a piece of design it’s completely outdated and impenetrable, but that doesn’t change The Legend of Zelda’s ability to take me back to a state like lost memory. It’s an evocative and powerful little game about being stranded in a strange and dangerous magical world; I’ll always kind of love it for that even if I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone.
2005
STILL THE BEST BY A COUNTRY MILE, MOTHERFUCKERS.