20 reviews liked by chockiemilk


I LOVE TRIPS DOWN MEMORY LANE. I LOVE FANSERVICE. I LOVE KIRYU KAZUMAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I WOULD RATE HIGHER IF I COULD WEAR SKIRTS AND DRESSES WITHOUT HAVING TO PICK "A Type Body"! LET MY GAY ASS WEAR A SKIRT! DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO MAKE A CHARACTER WITH BOOBS! LET ME BE FREE! LET ME MAKE AN OLD MAN AND GIRLY POP HIM!

The ultimate video game, there is no gaming experience that YAKUZA 5: FULFILLER OF DREAMS does not encapsulate in some way, trips under the weight of it's own ambition especially near the end but it's impossible not to respect it.

If you’re looking for pride, I have it.

how did they peak here and decide to keep going anyways

A Fantasy so Final that they made 15 more games about it

i would make love to professor layton so passionately i would know answers to puzzles without even having to look at them

People who dislike the story of this game simply cannot feel joy

Perfect little puzzler that can go from super chill, turn your brain off and have a good time to screaming obscenities at little fairy girls as you get pains in your hands from trying to keep up with top speeds.

I know Tetris Attack exists but there's a charm this game has over it, maybe it's the just the novelty but it's definitely worth a blast if you've got Nintendo Switch Online.