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Replayed this for the sake of nostalgia and its themes of accepting your own death resonate with me even more now because this account is dying on May 27th, 2024

Revisited this again after a few years, and I eventually succumbed to doing the same thing I was doing last time by having two Ballista units 1v1 each other on the Pirate map with the Muppets Treasure Island ripoff music.

Say what you will, but watching those two lads slowly pull back on their siege weapons and shoot each other with an oversized bolt on the same frame with the game freezing at the win screen as the two of them fly off the opposite sides of the screen is peak visual comedy.

terraria but its better (somehow)

very funny clip farm but it gets old quick

"Hey! Go to point A!"
Loading screen
"Thanks for coming to point A! You can go to point B now!"
Loading screen
"Hey you're right about to go to a cool fight but can you take these materials first!"
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So much filler that really tests your willpower to keep playing the game

Ugh, let's just say WWE 2K15 was a major misstep. Choppy visuals, frustrating new wrestling mechanics, and a super bare-bones roster make it a bummer. Even the showcase mode barely has any matches. If you're a diehard wrestling fan, you might find some nostalgia value in it, but honestly, this one belongs in the bargain bin.

I opened up trending and gave a half star to one of the first games I saw
You may now laugh

Can the people shitting on this solely for its plot just accept that Zelda games never had good stories to begin with?