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1 Years of Service

Being part of the Backloggd community for 1 year


Played 100+ games

Replay '14

Participated in the 2014 Replay Event


Gained 100+ followers


Gained 750+ total review likes

GOTY '23

Participated in the 2023 Game of the Year Event

Trend Setter

Gained 50+ followers


Gained 300+ total review likes

Gone Gold

Received 5+ likes on a review while featured on the front page


Gained 100+ total review likes


Liked 50+ reviews / lists


Gained 15+ followers

Well Written

Gained 10+ likes on a single review


Mentioned by another user


Gained 10+ total review likes

Best Friends

Become mutual friends with at least 3 others


Gained 3+ followers

Favorite Games

Thief: The Dark Project
Thief: The Dark Project
Shenmue II
Shenmue II
Ninja Gaiden II
Ninja Gaiden II


Total Games Played


Played in 2024


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Gears of War
Gears of War

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Bullet Witch
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The Quiet Man
The Quiet Man

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Ninja Gaiden 3: Razor's Edge
Ninja Gaiden 3: Razor's Edge

Jul 03

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this is so boring, which is the last thing you should be able to say about a game where you're a hulking beefcake american footballing into even uglier beefcakes, hollering macho quips, and lancing thru high definition bugmeat. the rifles are so limp they need to Ask Their Doctor. the gimmick stages feel like someone gave half life 2 truck nuts. hit reactions? more like shit reactions

I'm starting to disassociate any time an "e-hole" or turret segment pops up. I'm floating on the ceiling watching myself wonder how I ever thought this flavourless whac-a-mole sludge was a good time. my body is revolting against the nauseating fov, motion blur, and shaky cam, and I deserve it. it's my own fault

I'm gonna go lay down now. wake me up when someone puts cliffy b in the sharpshooter til he shits his pants

still not any closer to finding out why crazy frog has a human penis

this particular brand of post apocalypse is so much more interesting to me than the hyper editorialized bolted down and uglified (or beautified) modes these things usually operate in. deliberately crafted, but with an uncommon blandness that elevates it by being something you can actually relate to and identify as an offshoot of real urban decay and material suffering. beneath all the meteors, giants, and militarized geists wearing shawls of human skin there's a mundane depiction of decline that closer resembles rotting manufacturing cities than any of the bullshit where everyone's living in houses without roofs or giraffes are posing for instagram selfies

also very funny at times. the contrast of a death toll well into the billions (eventually being concluded as "UNCOUNTABLE") with the relative normalcy of the suburban neighborhood you open the game in is just perfect. all these Probably NIMBYs cowering like they'd been thinkin they'd ride this whole thing out and then get back to golf or whatever middle class freaks do. yeah they got the public park turned cemetery nearby, but the status quo still in sight!!! we're all gonna make it!!! obama third term!!!! and then you get to the city proper, and man, things a lot different when you're not hermetically sealed in the cul de sac

it's cool that they didn't give a shit about making Shooter Levels and instead just made places and walled them all off with bright RED/BLUE/GREEN/YELLOW barriers you need to blast giant floating brainmen ("walnuts") to bypass. I also don't give a shit about them making Shooter Levels, so this aligns with my preferences very well. keep the gas stations, supermarkets, warehouses, and plazas coming

mostly wanted to say the stuff in the first couple paragraphs but I'll add that "maxwell cougar" is a great dumb ass name, the destructibility's excellent, alicia SMOKES bayonetta, and I'm a big fan of the worm men and screamers

good stuff, can't wait to live thru it all firsthand