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Super Mario Galaxy
2020
one time i went to school wearing a luma plush keychain on my backpack and the class stoner guy came up to me during gym and pointed at it and said "hey who is that? do you know what thats from?" and i said "mario?" and he said "no....thats the SUPER mario" and then he walked away and we never spoke again
Pokémon Channel
2003
i tried to transfer jirachi to sapphire and it deleted my save file i hope pikachu burns in hell
Helltaker
2020
Helltaker is one of the most boring puzzle games I have EVER played- no, one of the most boring games I've ever played. It's puzzles aren't often very challenging or engaging, and when they do rack the brain a little bit they're just annoying. This game is fucking whack to play.
"Oh but the art is incredible!"
Yes. Helltaker looks stellar. The art and designs are impeccable. Yes, I've seen Beelzebub and yes she do make me feel some type of way, however, Helltaker is a video game. If I wanted to see these characters look pretty, rule34 is right down the hall and to the left. And the cool part about that is that I don't have to play a game I don't like playing to see it.
"Oh but the art is incredible!"
Yes. Helltaker looks stellar. The art and designs are impeccable. Yes, I've seen Beelzebub and yes she do make me feel some type of way, however, Helltaker is a video game. If I wanted to see these characters look pretty, rule34 is right down the hall and to the left. And the cool part about that is that I don't have to play a game I don't like playing to see it.
Genshin Impact
2020
I think this game is perhaps the prettiest and most well-polished turd I've ever seen.
this is complete and utter trash on god
Little Nightmares
2017
Little Shitemares