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This Fire Emblem clone got me thinking that if Sakurai ever got his hands on it we'd probably see Aragorn and the Mouth of Sauron in Smash 6
I know that everything associated with this movie is a meme, but this game is one of the few I've ever played in my life that made me feel legitimately nauseous
Maybe the worst art design I've ever seen for a 2D side scroller where beyond it being confusing as to what you can jump on or interact with, it's also just UNBELIEVABLY ugly
We failed you, Mike Myers, we really did
Maybe the worst art design I've ever seen for a 2D side scroller where beyond it being confusing as to what you can jump on or interact with, it's also just UNBELIEVABLY ugly
We failed you, Mike Myers, we really did
2023
My friends forced me to play COD so now I’m forcing them to play this and all is finally right in the world again
Together, somehow, we will defeat mommy Lilith
Together, somehow, we will defeat mommy Lilith
2023
Idk if this is a hot take or not but, outside of the DLC, this might be the most boring roster for an MK game
All of the silly goofy characters are Kameos, leaving a list of fighters that range from humans to humans with swords
BRING BACK WEIRDOS LIKE MOLOCH AND KOLLECTOR #bringbackweirdos
All of the silly goofy characters are Kameos, leaving a list of fighters that range from humans to humans with swords
BRING BACK WEIRDOS LIKE MOLOCH AND KOLLECTOR #bringbackweirdos
Was anyone going to warn me that outside of combat this is borderline a Marvel dating sim?
It’s got the weirdest roster this side of Rise of the Imperfects but this time you get to dress them up in a bathing suit of your choice and improve your friendship level with them by going on “dates” to various havens
I’m not making this up
It’s got the weirdest roster this side of Rise of the Imperfects but this time you get to dress them up in a bathing suit of your choice and improve your friendship level with them by going on “dates” to various havens
I’m not making this up
There came a point after Kingdom Hearts II where Tetsuya Nomura realized that he could just have main characters grunt instead of writing dialogue for them
No joke there’s a scene where Tifa talks at Cloud for a full minute or so and every single response he gives is a grunt
The music is beyond phenomenal though, wow I love me some tunes from J-action-RPGs
No joke there’s a scene where Tifa talks at Cloud for a full minute or so and every single response he gives is a grunt
The music is beyond phenomenal though, wow I love me some tunes from J-action-RPGs
An indisputably terrible and scummy game…and yet, it’s currently the only way that I can play my two favorite childhood games on the hardware I own
I feel like a turd giving this anything above a half star but I WILL be playing this nonstop for weeks, ugly ugly warts and all
I feel like a turd giving this anything above a half star but I WILL be playing this nonstop for weeks, ugly ugly warts and all
2022
One of the opening fights feels like a direct homage to the famous hallway battle in Oldboy, which means I can finally experience what it’s like to be Dae-Su Oh without sleeping with a family member
Diss-On-Her made me realize that I need more quality Bioshock-lite games in my life
I switched to the first-person aiming mode and my girlfriend let out a shriek of pure, unbridled terror at the janky jpeg of Buzz Lightyear's winking "reflection"
She Jak on my Daxter til that Precursor is my Legacy
But for real, whoever designed the double jump in this game needs to be hung in a dank medieval dungeon by their thumbs
But for real, whoever designed the double jump in this game needs to be hung in a dank medieval dungeon by their thumbs
On one hand I hate rhythm minigames, on the other hand I love Kingdom Hearts
At least they’ve learned from that unplayable Huey, Dewey, and Louie ice cream minigame from BBS that locked me out of Ventus’ campaign for two years of my adult life
At least they’ve learned from that unplayable Huey, Dewey, and Louie ice cream minigame from BBS that locked me out of Ventus’ campaign for two years of my adult life
The Nemoidians in here talk like your average fantasy NPC instead of being racist caricatures so that’s a -1 for lore accuracy and a +1 for common sense
2021
There was a moment early on where I got jump scared by a tutorial video because you basically get ambushed by them for the first fifteen minutes without any context for the world or story beforehand
Also, it's a great sign when you're less than two hours in and feel like you've seen everything the game has to offer
Also, it's a great sign when you're less than two hours in and feel like you've seen everything the game has to offer
2019
That split-in-half enemy that throws a cross at you and I have an unspoken beef, it's on sight anytime we get in the same room together
No respect whatsoever
No respect whatsoever