15 reviews liked by goop_lord
Freakhunter
2023
I never understood why Europeans like to get off work and simulate their day job until I played FREAKHUNTER
Vampire Survivors
2021
All of the let's play narration for these random-build-focused slot-machine-action-games is like 'ohh after your 50th run you'll have enough gopher coins to now unlock the Zuckerberg's Icon so now when you play Billy Boy and choose the Steven Stone for your 14th Arcana Tier you'll be able to Yummymax your way past the 4th Tier of Encroachening when you face the waves of 23 Yeti-men. Make sure to spend you 1.0% APR Slammy Shards only on Subtle-enchanted Attack Boosts to make sure the chance of reaching Heaven is fulfilled on a blue day! Like comment and subscribe
Peggle
2007
smoke weed
Peggle 2
2013
bjorn farts. microtransactions. mobile game lookin ass buttons. not even a Windowed Mode. don't smoke weed.
PowerWash Simulator
2021
cocomelon for people who look like northernlion
Zortch
2023
This review contains spoilers
I've often asked myself, what if Unreal was a Serious-Sampilled Turokcel, and it was going Quake II (Nintendo 64 version) mode on my PC? Well thankfully I finally have an answer, and it's kind of like if Painkiller was A Zorchpilled DukeNukemcel going Good Game mode on my PC.
What can be said but "holy smokes"? I more or less only know Syd Mead because of Turn A Gundam (my favorite Gundam show ever) and like, his general reputation...and now this game.
It's a pretty cool shooter, but obviously the real draw here is the way it looks, and it looks incredible. The effects they get are very, very neato. It's absolutely worth taking a look.
It's a pretty cool shooter, but obviously the real draw here is the way it looks, and it looks incredible. The effects they get are very, very neato. It's absolutely worth taking a look.
Metroid Dread
2021
dude hell yeah
Doom Eternal
2020
doomguy collects funko pops
enter marios balls for the balls level