Get me OUT of here! Don't just stand there like a goon!
If you're confused then look at this list. Now you might be sitting here and wondering to yourself, why is Austin Powers! Oh, Behave! so high on this list? Well, that's because all of these games are bad! That's right, there are only roughly 30 good games on this list! And I didn't even play 3 of them! Oh bother! What a conundrum! Someone help me!
193 Games
I would have played this one regardless but it was a gift so it must be here... This game is amazing and captures the spirit of the first game perfectly. The theme of it being a post katamari damacy world where the video game was a thing and they're all fans now is really cute, and it's more game, so it's fun. Being able to play as the other cousins alone would have made it better than the first game, and the presents are a lot more fun. The new stuff is pretty weird though, doesn't sit right. The game existing for the reason it does is pretty depressing and makes sure I'll probably never play any of the games past this one but these first 2 games are 2 of the best games I've played.
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I wish I got to actually play this for myself but it was still a great experience and I wubiht:}
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I've already played a shit ton of this game but we played it again together so I'll put it here anyways. I should be able to get these women DIVORCED from their shitty deadbeat husbands and give them better lives. I will be Pelican Town's token home wrecker. I'd make a lot of small changes to this game but I would probably say it is the best of these farming games despite my own feelings that differ from that statement I will not explain that any futher
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As much as I love dinking and getting alll the fucking doinks I’m gonna have to put Dinkum below stardew valley for now because that summer sun update wasn’t very summer or sunny
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doggy... none of your silly games are going to be better than this give up
EDIT: I have made a severe lapse in judgement
EDIT: I have made a severe lapse in judgement
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Peeb is BACK and BETTER but who the fuck is this guy with no arms? And these DUCKS? What the fuck is going ON in this cubicle??
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I'm glad David Szymanski is doing well for himself, and maybe his brother will make another cool game sometime. Arlo too? Bazooga!
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Mort would definitely be sturdy I think
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The most fun I've probably ever had playing a collection of mini games besides Pokémon Stadium
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Mazm may I have some’mowr
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Dr. JEKYLL NOOOOOO DON'T DRINK DON'T DRINK THE SALT POTION YOU'RE SO SEXYYYYY
This game is so charming it oozes style (ew) and charm (yay) actually will love to see what these people do in the future
This game is so charming it oozes style (ew) and charm (yay) actually will love to see what these people do in the future
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Suda52! We love you!
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It may not have had strong or courageous women, but at least it had shaolin kung-fu that was so good it made everyone explode themselves. the Suda52 cinematic universe comes to a close, but it will not be forgotten.
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its hamtaro, time! kuchiukuchikuchikuchi WOO hamtarooo when we work together it smuch better my best frieeeend we like sunflower seeds num num num if she heads for trouble we won't let her hamtarooo little hamsters big adventures.... lauras gone to school let's go to our ham ham clubhouse we can fix their troubles just be quiet as a mouse watch out for those cats you know they're smarter than you think but if we work together we can make their plan sink woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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PENDING
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Santar… omg Santa you so silly.. nopbow powers activate RRAHHH
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Pretty fun!! Short game, some of the levels really overstayed but it’s hard to criticize the fact considering there are so few and the game comes out to a few hours either way.
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Mascot horror… good? Shove Kinito in my ass? Thoughts? Discuss?
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This game is really interesting, even if I was too stupid to really understand it myself. Everything about it, the visuals, the ambience, the cutscenes which you don't see many of but damn they're done SO well. Everything about this game just feels... Uncanny. The AI faces, the way they emote and move, controlling your own expressions... Reminds me of autism! Getting the different endings is annoying though, all the small nuances that change in what is usually otherwise the same thing you've done before, if I didn't have someone telling me what to do for the alternate ones I never would have found some of them without looking it up. Maybe it's just because I can't understand emotions though... Oh well I still don't really know who Lila is though
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I enjoy a puzzle game every now and then so this was a bit of a delight but it was hard to get into at first just because it was not at all what I expected it would be. As cool as this is I'm not huge into these lore lite games with a ton of hula hoops and text dumping, and I just don't have the patience to do everything in this game hehe... Also there are practically 0 good guides or videos talking about this game so I couldn't even figure out how to finish metsu mode so that was a little annoying
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You know, I don't think I'm the target demographic for this game (complimentary)
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I've never cared about Kirby that much aside from a couple specific games and this game never did anything for me any time I tried to get through it, but I think this game...
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Medium bouncy booby babes? Literal bouncy booby babes?
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I like vocaloid music a moderate amount, this would be a lot more fun if my adhd and my poor vision didn’t work together to make it literally impossible to see half the shit happening on screen. It’s good probably I’ve never played a rhythm game that wasn't theatrhythm or rhythm heaven so idk for sure
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NOT an accurate representation of Hell, MI. As someone who has been there 10's of times in my life. Hell Michigan is creepy as hell, the last time I was there you drive past a creepy carnivalesque sign to see like 6 disheveled houses with some octogenarian people withering on their porches, and then a gas station down the street. Would be more interested in going if it were like this.
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Actually a pretty fun, short game. A lot of care for a random goosebumps game with Jack Black also, shame I got soft locked at the end :(
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This is the first good game I have played in months dear lord please put my soul to rest
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I don't know what I expected from this but this game was actually pretty cool minus the alone in the dark 3 ass platforming and dumb boob spider
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Porn game… gonna cry
Management games are fun so shamefully I had fun playing this except every time someone made me do sex stuff in it then I got sad
Management games are fun so shamefully I had fun playing this except every time someone made me do sex stuff in it then I got sad
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Pretty good. Didn't feel random enough which for being so short seemed kind of weird and the ai went from being kinda bullshit to being really dumb but it’s a neat idea..
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This game was kinda crazy in a weird and kinda good way but I'm sick to death of these games that give me cute animal friends and then make me kill them for no reason fuck you witch's house
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I mean it's animal crossing but I can be a fucking princess.. Umm... Dababada?? Bagoobledoo????
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Better than my Mom
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6 years in the making, erm, more like 60 years in the making! woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Hello Kitty SERVING it on the rink
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She didn’t tell me to play this but she told me to put it on here cause I played it with her. It's an OK Yomawari game. It leaves too many questions unanswered in it's weird open ended story, some segments and mechanics in this game are just kind of infuriating in a way I don't care to describe, but it's still just as emotional, atmospheric and charming as at least the second game. I want to love it but it gets dragged down too much I think.
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I was crawlin caves. Not a fan of the hole worms though,
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I played this game! I really really did! Please don't notice me!
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Who is Bubsy??? This issnt the bubsy I thought it wats….. Love the paper towels though
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This game somehow isn’t even that bad but it froze and I lost all my progress. To be continued another day…
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So fucking silly would be a good time if it fucking worked, I was so fucking pretty in this one though
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When I picked up the robin it looked like it was dead and it made me upset
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Pretty neat with a couple boring games but it was pretty good overall for a completely free game
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All of the narrative about grief and loss seems really genuine and I'm sure it is considering all things, but all the weird fake romance stuff kinda made it feel off to me. still neat
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wasn't very kitty byut it was ;retty kart kind of lamea!
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Can you believe she didn't like this? She fucking fell asleep? Bitch? The amount of hardworking hours and passion that went into this all for some dumb woman to sleep over it. Bowser looks better than ever, controls as smooth as butter, I get to shoot a goomba ;) ummm mbadoink?>>?
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For the 4 hours I played this game for, I didn’t get to pet my cat, I didn’t take my medication, I didn't get to draw anything, and I can't blame anyone but myself for it. Except you, you know who you are. And you know what? Thank you Frogger. In all of my 4 hours I spent playing this game I realized how much I’ve missed out on by spite playing this game. I could comment on the gross frog man that he is with his disgusting khaki shorts, but why?
"He who is not bold enough to be stared at from the abyss, is not bold enough to stare into it himself. " - The Magical General of Light and Industry. You know what? I've been too hard on you Frogger. After seeing some of these games, I realize that Frogger was here to make the world a better place. I didn't listen to his pleas, I gave him half a star without even thinking. You know what Frogger? You're a 2 star AT BEST.
"He who is not bold enough to be stared at from the abyss, is not bold enough to stare into it himself. " - The Magical General of Light and Industry. You know what? I've been too hard on you Frogger. After seeing some of these games, I realize that Frogger was here to make the world a better place. I didn't listen to his pleas, I gave him half a star without even thinking. You know what Frogger? You're a 2 star AT BEST.
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You fucking FROG. You’re wearing CLOTHES. You. Are. A frog. You are not a prince. You are NOT an adventurous spirit. You are a frog. Take those fucking shorts off and go back to jumping across the street. NO sky Egypt and NO more elements or you are GROUNDED.
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I never really got into these RPG maker games as a kid, so this being the first one I got into was... A little hard. Bro's really did have Silent Hill 2 at home... Maybe a little too derivative, and definitely overstays it's welcome slightly, but it has a good place in history. Also minus points for not understanding how literally ANY diseases work.
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Extremely short and pretty well put together experience. It´s really confusing to navigate but I can´t fault it too much for being like 10 minutes long
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Honestly this game is kinda fun actually if someone would mod this game to get rid of the stereotypical native americans then it'd be good
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Never played doom so this is weird but it's pretty fun
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This game is probably FINE honestly but my game must have been fucked up because not a single fucking sound this game produced was synced properly at all and it sounded like a fucking nightmare, also rhythm game score doesn't go higher than great? Not good for my self esteem. Much love to Jennifer, she's just like me...
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It was so fucking silly. Have you ever seen something so silly? I don't think so.
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These old horror games are some of my favorite games to go through, but this was really exhausting. Running around doing dumb puzzles while some guy chases you with a bat for SOME reason, and you can't break him off either so you just ruuuuun and ruuuuuuuuun and ruuuuuuuuuuuuun until he just fucks off somewhere. The last section of this game being one of the worst things I've ever played didn't help either. Also the final section of the second chapter was really bad too. Everything after the first chapter was pretty bad actually. Custom skins were cool though. Maybe the remake is better?
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Mary I know your ass was not dreaming about this please do better
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Horror game asks too many questions and answers none of it's questions
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Surprisingly competent for a licensed game but still the quality you'd expect, was having enough fun with it until they said I had to 100% every level in the first world to keep playing and then I stopped.
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This game is like a big shit cupcake, it looks like chocolate but it’s just shit. Very nice pixel art, and the skeleton of the combat in this game is put together well for the most part I guess but nothing blends into each other well enough. Healing is done badly, special attacks use the same resource as healing when they really should have just been subweapons, aerial combat is awful, every enemy has too much health, it goes on. This game could have been a lot better with a few simple changes. Also with the enemies being as annoying to fight as they are, they should not be spawning in randomly, or during boss fights for that matter. There are way too many pointless systems as well, tainted mirrors? Doppelgängers? My mirror is going to be tainted from looking into it after playing this game. It’s not awful, I enjoyed it somewhat, but it’s definitely not good.
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As funny as this game may have started, it just got weird and gross. I love my friend very much and I’m sorry that we sat through this for too long really
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Based on network test
I guess this is maybe the best one of these? There aren't even that many really, what, Dead by Daylight? Dragon Ball The Breakers? Hate how reliant this game is on actual voice communication, family side at least. Seems very overly mechanical but I'm sure it'll be much better when it's actually done
I guess this is maybe the best one of these? There aren't even that many really, what, Dead by Daylight? Dragon Ball The Breakers? Hate how reliant this game is on actual voice communication, family side at least. Seems very overly mechanical but I'm sure it'll be much better when it's actually done
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This wasn't actually too bad but the charm of watching my funny ghosts haunt this frat house filled with corpses and not actually doing anything myself wore off fast
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What happened to your sauce sir? This wasn't nearly saucy enough sire
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Beat doctor evil's ass in domination so pretty good I guess. No Mini Me though...
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Dreading playing any of these again! Some of them were funny but overall none of these were really “good” at all
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Dude offered me 10 grand to literally save the entire world and then I find out he's French. Quelle prude!
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YEEEEESSS YES FUCK FUCKING YES
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The combat in this game was actually alright, well it wasn't great but it was much better than expected. Then I started kicking a little guy into wood chippers and cremation furnaces and calling him ugly
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Quality is definitely better over the first one but the games are actually significantly less entertaining to me, also way longer
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What the fuck?
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Very neat game. For what it does and for the generation of this niche of games it's a very neat experience. Just a quick little project someone put together that's pretty well done :]
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That's right guys, if you cum you die.
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Not my Jimmy
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It was pretty decent for what it is. Jeff was at his finest for us in this one and I gotta sa- oh no he's coming oh oh oh oh oh oh oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bonk kachonk woooooosh I'm tired
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Revenge for what? You don't need to get revenge with boobs THAT big!
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Honestly your ex girlfriend seemed a lot more interesting I would have just tried to please her, but you let her slip on the floor and die. Shame
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What the fuck?
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Rom hacks are cool and all but this ran like shit and I couldn't figure out what to do
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BRB [REDACTED]
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The game that started it all will just as easily end it all.
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It's a thing, but it's not THE thing.
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Punch grab get punched get grabbed get thrown on ground get get up get grabbed again get hit with bottle get up get punched get grabbed I've never seen the sopranos
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The taboo trial was the friends I sexually assaulted along the way
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Where was the sentiment? Stupidity isn't sentimental at all! If you've seen every horror anime ever and also really like watching porn then you might like this I guess. The pixel art does look pretty good though and I admittedly had a lot of fun with it's stupidity
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A game all about running to the junkyard and winning the slop buckets, you'll find all the shitty knock off flash games you need in this, like Carnival Games but without the meat. And unlike the other much better Barnyard game, no squirting either. I spent the better portion of an hour beating this game all because of Cowtapult and Shufflepuck, the worst experiences I've had in my recent life. The car games are pretty fun, more competent than anything else it provides. Pig getting really emotional and crying on the edge of his seat for me constantly was my one driving motivation for beating this game.
I know no one can be as excited about the Slop Bucket Challenge as I am, but I made a sacrifice for the greater good of our generation, any proof that exists that I am the only person that has beaten this game besides the person beneath me is not true. Kevin James would be so proud of me, I love you so much Kevin Paul Blart was so funny please get back to me soon.
I know no one can be as excited about the Slop Bucket Challenge as I am, but I made a sacrifice for the greater good of our generation, any proof that exists that I am the only person that has beaten this game besides the person beneath me is not true. Kevin James would be so proud of me, I love you so much Kevin Paul Blart was so funny please get back to me soon.
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Animal death
no
also suck?
yes
no
also suck?
yes
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Only slightly better than the devil in me, and yet just as homophobic
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This was not the right game.
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One of these was actually alright and the other was fucking terrible but I have no clue which is which
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The biggest facade was how long it takes to start the fucking game
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Looks pretty cute and is fine but I hated hearing their voices and she doesn't even have real boobs??? What was even the point
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Pretty neat but unless they finish it it's not much of anything
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Want to see more… will probably see more..
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Better than the first game? 3D backgrounds look cool but I had no idea what the fuck to do and seemingly everything had to be done perfectly
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⬇️⬇️I'M WITH STUPID⬇️⬇️
I don't remember which one was below this before
I don't remember which one was below this before
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Deadly night IS a worse game than this is, but for being literally 10 times longer and an exhaustive waste of time it’s easily the most emotionally damaging of all of these thus far
EDIT: The curse has worn down for me. Still hate this thing but I don't care anymore...
EDIT: The curse has worn down for me. Still hate this thing but I don't care anymore...
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Is what I would have loved to do while I played this
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A little too hard for me; actually quite slow!
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I mostly forgive you
I fucking hate the devil in me I wish we never played deadly night so you could slap that shit at the very bottom where it belongs
I mostly forgive you.
I was gonna say that I don't forgive YOU but then I saw the list. Thank u
why do you refer to me here as if I am some bodiless entity
You know why...
Please finish mr beans world i wanna go back.
Happy 69th game!
Purgatory is the perfect 69th game because that’s where I belong after playing the last 2 games and nothing special
we should of played dmmd for this occassion. Is there another funny sex number. 74?
@moschidae I'd like to refrain from answering.
Why is usagi so sad
@moschidae she was forced to play craftopia for 20 minutes
Craftopia wasnt that bad.... master spy however....
@moschidae you just don't understand the MASTERY of those SPIES
I care not for the elegance of the spies. Jobless is not crime.
I didnt understand why gollum was like that till i looked at their games just now and saw that thry made/published the suicide of Rachel foster and shooting stars.... smeagol just can not win...
@moschidae Smeagol fits right in
Happy 100 game. Do you feel altered.
Mort the chicken saved my life
Greyhill incident all alone on page 2
@moschidae not after tomorrow
Cho choo charler jumpscare......
Turkey burger.
moschidae
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