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Glover is a horror game marketed as a cute 3D platformer. The hub world you start in is a desolate, red-tinted wasteland of decay, and each of the stages are like surreal funhouse locations. Glover is based around a popular real-world concept, having hands and wearing gloves, and yet he doesn't even have five fingers. I will say to its credit that the final boss is on a whole new level of insanity if you can make it that far. Keep your kids away.

Yoshi

1991

Second best Yoshi Puzzle game on the NES

This game gave me nightmares. Snoopy drowning in the river attempting the pole vault. Took me so long to figure out the controls.

you could curate a mythical all star team of gaming's greatest minds, douse their organs in adderall, and lick their feet at regular intervals, and they still wouldn't be able to make the concept of car football any less annoying and fiddly to me

I was held hostage and forced to play this with my "friends".