They finally fixed the gunplay, now if they can gimp the “story” of these games, alas.

It cured my insomnia, and saved my sex life.

Kojima and Hideo are the two biggest hacks in Hollywood!

I was headed to the store to return this broken tiki head, but there was no time! It tasked me with subjugating the forces of Shub Niggurath once more. Those fishheads parading as police officers eventually caught up to me, but the deed was done. I regret nothing!

Killed the first person shooter with its cronies

This is a shame to the honorable Leisure Suit license