majima
really enjoyed this but man larian are bad at making the final acts of their games engaging
2020
bete grise i love you forever and ever
2020
mr bucket can suck me from the back
eddie gluskin is operating on 4d chess levels of misogyny some men only dream of reaching
2023
noah watched me play this and said "imagine if 'god is coming' just appeared in your vision one day" as if i wasn't raised catholic
2020
relearning the lesson 'if a game isnt fun you can just stop playing it' on a daily basis
2021
played with my fiance watching me. he could not handle my big brain hyper aggressive playstyle but it’s okay i love him. thank you to the 12 damage triple strike wolf card i made for carrying me through act one
2013
they had their weewees out....
(noah streamed this for me thank you noah)
(noah streamed this for me thank you noah)
kinda just felt like this throughout: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul6UcvNX4o8
i am not the woman i was when i made this account, for one i’m now happily engaged and i don’t thirst after men who live in the tv anymore. that being said okita is rivalling yakuza 0 majima in terms of ‘men made of pixels making me feel insane’ here. so much so, i am convinced this being remastered was a ploy devised by rgg studios bc they saw i’d stopped buying yakuza merchandise and needed to boost their figures, “show that bitch majima with a ponytail again, we need to shift these novelty shot glasses”. jokes on them i’m in my mid-20s now and i dont have the vigour 22 year old me had when it comes to blowing money on stupid bullshit. i want to wander the streets of kyo and lock eyes with okita, i think it’d be like looking at the sun or a really nice photo of a landscape, just pure bliss before he kills me out of fear & confusion bc i’m a white woman in 1800s japan
2016
reminds me of blackberry picking with my grandmother
2020
maybe this game's overall message is a metaphor for someone permanently trapped in the caverns of 2015 tumblr trying to escape, i see no other excuse as to why a game made in 2020 has a character unironically say the word 'heckin' to me
removing stakes from your papers please clone only makes for a really boring game, at one point i started blasting black flag and randomly clicking shit bc i just wanted it to be over
removing stakes from your papers please clone only makes for a really boring game, at one point i started blasting black flag and randomly clicking shit bc i just wanted it to be over
2021
i've listened to one million albums playing this game
2009
angela carter's 'the bloody chamber' in video game form. like touching a fresh bloodstain. made me feel like someone was breathing down the back of my neck constantly.
2018
games designed to make me yell at my boyfriend