Hey what if I plagiarized a game and then made the game's description on Steam near identical to the one I'm copying and then made 5 donation dlc's that go up to 200 dollars and then made them go on Steam promo's to further incentivize impressionable people who mistake me for the original developer, I think that would be very funny.

I can barely put into words the whiplash that I felt realizing that Potemkin's old VA uses the same filter as those "IF GREAT KING OF EVIL GANONDORF DID X" memes.

" To be or not to be, that is the serious question " - Sam, the Serious

u/Vincent32 β€’ 1 week ago

AITA for cheating on my wife and then moving out to space without her?

Serious Sam was probably designed as a perfectly well thought out shooter somewhat, but every time someone from Croteam said "Hey, wouldn't it be funny if we-" they would all say yes in unison and then promptly add the most hilarious bullshit you've ever seen in a game.

" You better have an actually good take on sliding puzzles if you think we kissing "
My romantic ass:

The Super Kiwi 64 powerscalling community has never been the same after this dropped.

Heartbreaking: Adorable rotund kiwi mascot is stuck in a platformer I don't likeπŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”.

Hey there reference to the first game did you like reference to the first game here's 10 minutes of dialogue abstracting reference to the first game.

Bored of reading in a vn? Don't worry, here's an anime AMV depressed lofi beats to study and reference to the first game.

Added an extra half star because the name Celestio cracks me up.

"These bitches gay"
- Repetitive and obvious
- Spoils the normal ending
- Pushes casuals away from the game

"If you 1cc they kiss I think..."
- Creative and unexpected
- Gives a possible hint of what's to come from the true ending
- Incentivize casuals to attempt a 1cc

It's funny how they settled on the theme of a dog for this collab but most levels barely do anything at all with the dog aside from making it an NPC, like it was a self-imposed shitty theme for a game jam.

" It's a poltergeist " - I said, with a shudder
" What's a poltergeist? "
" A geist that polters "

I wanna see a VR version of this game, not only because it sounds particularly fun but because I think it has the potential to be the game with the most amount of broken furniture compilations on Youtube, rivaling accidental strapless WiiMote throws.