maradona
2005
It's so in character that there's always a gigantic sprite of Marisa to your right, blocking like 20% of the entire screen so that you have to guess where the hell you're even going on a platformer.
2023
Give me a drink, bartender
2015
"Are you ready for your catchphrase lessons?"
Conan Doyle gulps
Terry Pratchett breathes heavily
Mercedes Lackey nods nervously
Eoin Colfer sighs
They all say in unison: "Yes Darya Noghani, author of the iconic line 'You are bourgeois of the worst kind' "
Conan Doyle gulps
Terry Pratchett breathes heavily
Mercedes Lackey nods nervously
Eoin Colfer sighs
They all say in unison: "Yes Darya Noghani, author of the iconic line 'You are bourgeois of the worst kind' "
1997
If "Dentro da Hilux ela movimenta no beat do tuts, tuts" was a racing game, that doesn't actually involve a Hilux.
2023
"We have Viewfinder at home" but it's arguably better than it, because they got one puzzle with cute geese in it.
Madeline is so freaking cute, I wanna lift her by those big ass ears like a two handle coffee cup and display her at the top of the mountain like I'm lifting the UCL trophy.
Oops I think she heard that.
Oops I think she heard that.
1996
Instagram poll: "Which racing game from 1996 has better driving?"
⬜️ 29% - Jet Moto
✅ 71% - Ridge Racer: Revenge <-- (not even a real game)
⬜️ 29% - Jet Moto
✅ 71% - Ridge Racer: Revenge <-- (not even a real game)
2023
If this was the Undertale that got released back in 2015, my life would be ruined (compliment).
2022
You know a mod has extremely solid improvements when it makes you think that its base game is not actually that good anymore.
2021
I like how there are more color palette options than levels.
My "I definitively know how to read and spell" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
2022
Really appreciate how there are 13 playable characters and 12 are openly gay, with a single token straight dude.
Even the mythical reanimated skeleton of legend is kinda 💅💅💅.
Even the mythical reanimated skeleton of legend is kinda 💅💅💅.
2022
When I'm in a being fucking awesome competition and my opponent is the guitar solo from RAZYEDAESH MNE NUTRO 😭😭😭.
2018
Watching a so called "friend" beat this in 15 minutes while it took me like 4 hours completely ruined my night.
2021
It's all fun and games reading this with your friends in vc until the white boy in your group starts laughing a couple decibels higher than usual at those scenes with Mr. White.