It's so in character that there's always a gigantic sprite of Marisa to your right, blocking like 20% of the entire screen so that you have to guess where the hell you're even going on a platformer.

"Are you ready for your catchphrase lessons?"

Conan Doyle gulps

Terry Pratchett breathes heavily

Mercedes Lackey nods nervously

Eoin Colfer sighs

They all say in unison: "Yes Darya Noghani, author of the iconic line 'You are bourgeois of the worst kind' "

If "Dentro da Hilux ela movimenta no beat do tuts, tuts" was a racing game, that doesn't actually involve a Hilux.

"We have Viewfinder at home" but it's arguably better than it, because they got one puzzle with cute geese in it.

Madeline is so freaking cute, I wanna lift her by those big ass ears like a two handle coffee cup and display her at the top of the mountain like I'm lifting the UCL trophy.

Oops I think she heard that.

Instagram poll: "Which racing game from 1996 has better driving?"

⬜️ 29% - Jet Moto
✅ 71% - Ridge Racer: Revenge <-- (not even a real game)

If this was the Undertale that got released back in 2015, my life would be ruined (compliment).

You know a mod has extremely solid improvements when it makes you think that its base game is not actually that good anymore.

I like how there are more color palette options than levels.

My "I definitively know how to read and spell" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

Really appreciate how there are 13 playable characters and 12 are openly gay, with a single token straight dude.

Even the mythical reanimated skeleton of legend is kinda 💅💅💅.

When I'm in a being fucking awesome competition and my opponent is the guitar solo from RAZYEDAESH MNE NUTRO 😭😭😭.

Watching a so called "friend" beat this in 15 minutes while it took me like 4 hours completely ruined my night.

It's all fun and games reading this with your friends in vc until the white boy in your group starts laughing a couple decibels higher than usual at those scenes with Mr. White.