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The bonus video game included with this soundtrack is actually pretty fun!

I WILL cry a single, manly tear listening to the ost. The childlike whimsy is off the charts.

Aurora my beloved <3

Woke propaganda that teaches players to pick men as their sexual partners

crazy how one of the greatest albums of all time also came with a game

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"I wonder if I shall ever be able to escape from this world. How much suffering must I endure before I can finally see my family back home again? Still.... When my heart grows too heavy, I take comfort in my efforts. I will get home...or I will expire trying."

Oh, this is a fan game alright...BECAUSE IT BLOWS! I mean, it controls like it's on ice, and don't even get me started on the thok! Sonic just dashes forward like an impossible to control bullet...but the game still kind of works? I mean...it REALLY works..? How is that possible? This game's appeal is as mysterious as the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman that took hold of all of American culture in the mid 1990s. I don't think OJ did it, he doesn't strike me as a killer. I mean, he's a bit eccentric, but all great figures are. Isaac Newton, despite giving us the laws of classical physics that are still foundational and influential to the science of today, was also an unbelievably crude and unlikeable man. It doesn't mean we should disregard his contributions. SRB2 is a great game precisely BECAUSE it follows so closely to Newton's laws of motion, even with all of the baggage that comes along with them.

i don't have enough friends to make miis out of so i made a guy named craig and pretended he was my friend to anyone who asked

okay, so uhhhh... this game right here has so much cut crap and originally the characters would have been playable and helpful but... that was removed. why? because they dumb as shit. overall it's full of literal shit.

I have a really irrational hatred for this game and my friend gets mad at me everytime I shittalk it around her

"But McPig, it's just a game like Wario Land 4! How do we give it its own identity?"

McPig takes a bite out of his 23rd pizza slice today-- Supreme with stuffed crust.

"Any of you fellas ever play Sonic Rush?"