matthewrphelps
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my mom says my reviews are the bomb dot com
he/him
my mom says my reviews are the bomb dot com
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This game fucking blows, dude. How the fuck did "Splatoon, but like, bubble baths, and with none of the heart or thought that went into its art style " get past the pitch stage. It fails so miserably to beat the AI game allegations, and I guarantee you that if NFTs hadn't died out by this point there would be some kind of marketplace built into the game.
There's like, 12 percent of a fun game here? The acting and dialogue is so dogshit that it I nearly turned it off during the tutorial because you can't skip dialogue. Cool character designs, but nothing behind those designs.
Foamstar these nuts.
There's like, 12 percent of a fun game here? The acting and dialogue is so dogshit that it I nearly turned it off during the tutorial because you can't skip dialogue. Cool character designs, but nothing behind those designs.
Foamstar these nuts.
well, ya see, jangling my keys in front of my face WAS pretty fun, but golly gee i just love spendin' thirty dollars on ARK ripoffs!
society as a whole would be stronger if we culled every "let people enjoy things" type mf. this reddit ass unity asset shop ass fuck ass goddamn rust ass anime ass fuckin ass BULLSHIT suck my cock to death bro
society as a whole would be stronger if we culled every "let people enjoy things" type mf. this reddit ass unity asset shop ass fuck ass goddamn rust ass anime ass fuckin ass BULLSHIT suck my cock to death bro