i think about this game a lot because, yeah it was a fun flash game i played A LOT when i was a kid, but it's such a perfect combination of all the types of flash games i liked. the simple quests, the constant progression, the "moral choices", the stupid references and meta humor. it all perfectly portrays how i remember basically every game i liked playing back then. there just aren't games like this anymore. i'd love a more modern game like this. just a small open world where you do jobs and buy houses and marry girls and it's all populated by jokes that will be outdated in a month. i guess games like that do exist but they're about youtubers or some kind of bad micro-transaction clicker thing.

putting aside its bad sense of humor and relatively small amount of content, it's just a great game. i loved it when i was 13 and i still like it now. i don't know anything about the people who made this game, but i hope they've kept making games and also have matured since 2011.

Reviewed on Oct 15, 2022


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