the closest experience to watching your wife get cucked and beaten to death

the closest experience to a tarantino movie

INCREDIBLY slow and can get a bit bullshitty with the bosses but i loved the game's characters, story and setting

1996

this game will make you cum in 5 seconds
still the best FPS

chuds will never understand that style IS substance
outside of an amazing storyline, satisfying gameplay with great camera work for a rail shooter (if you can call killer7 that) and how awesomely the characters' abilities are implemented this game just fucking shines with the cel-shaded graphics, the ost and the character designs. if not for those, maybe it wouldn't capture my attention so quickly. just try it, the only con i can name in this game is that some of the puzzles may disturb the gameplay pace a bit and make you backtrack a lot

videogames are supposed to be fun, you know? i don't have any issue with the setting (except the piss filter oh how common in 7th gen games) but the missions are just so overly repetitive and linear, and the story getting practically nowhere doesn't help the gameplay any bit, the message is there but it isn't really solidified.
but it's really the best attempt in the series' history to make gta more like a crime movie rather than a meaty open-world crime sandbox, it's insanely polished compared to san andreas wastelands and rpg mechanics, the characters are memorable, the story doesn't feature area 51 raiding, even if not as good as people say it is, etc etc.

fucking hell man. was (and still to a certain degree) obsessed with this thing and it's really hard to talk about this game without being biased. but yeah, the pacing issues are there, it's a coming-of-age story/baby's first murder mystery about anime kids, whatever the fuck. i will never care less about how shit it is since it's so uplifting and comforting, genuinely helps with major depressive slumps sometimes

reddit: the videogame
the writer is literally a cuckold, outside of the hideous "quirk chungus" characters and the mediocre storyline you have a grindy boring as hell fps, there's really no difficulty to this game, you just need to do mundane optional quests to level up so shit doesn't oneshot you. not an experience i'd like to revisit