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Thanks but melatonin gummies are already portable

Stockholm syndrome for teething babies. Fucking grow up and play some real games like call of duty and fortnite. Fuck off. Mid.

Really fun time if you're a fan of those mazes they have on kids menus at restaurants

My goldfish died while i was playing this game... Sorry bubbles.... Hope the sewers arent like tartarus.. I dont think they got social links down there...

No, this game does NOT suck. You guys are just mad Billy Mitchell has a higher score than you. Grow up.

You pretentious haters just loathe the idea of innovation in the RPG scene. Maybe if they added the legendary hero, slimes or goblins the turnbasers would eat this shit up. I think you're all just mad because this game is about getting a job and you feel called out. https://careers.mcdonalds.com/

if this shit game out in 2011 on the iphone 4 it would have had an animated movie today

this game made me realize how fucking stpid I am

Was fine until I reached a point where you literally could not beat the levels without having to watch an ad to unlock an extra tube.

You can definitely tell there's missing QoL features and later games have more varied dungeons but like. It's crazy how Chunsoft established a perfect roguelike formula on the super nintendo