3 Reviews liked by rockerest


this game was made to be miserable for me at every level. i hate the resource gathering, i hate the stealth, i hate the stamina bar, i hate the climbing, i hate the bow combat, i hate the story, and oh my god do i hate the weapon durability. i'll give it points for the cooking and horse taming, but that is it.

the amount of times i found a secret, got excited, and found out my prize was a sword that breaks in 2 hits is uncountable. if the open world is 90% prizes that will turn to dust in seconds then what's the point? the only treasure i could actually hope for was some cool looking armor because at least it doesn't break (crossing my fingers that botw2 has destructable clothing though)


I have never, in my life, played a game so fucking hostile to having fun.

The greatest trick the devil ever played on humanity was convincing us that Zelda games are fun.

God this game sucks.


Once you get good at avoiding the bugs, it's a really fun game.


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