this game is both soy and mid: the ultimate offence

the gameplay loop is more enjoyable in other battle royales, I hate their approach to making you play against bots, all the crossovers hurt my mouth from soyfacing, and while I get why the constant, gamechanging updates are impressive I don’t want to keep up with that shit. Also why can’t I take my parachute off???! I’m dropping into an area to kill other people I don’t need the safety pins